Cleverbot: Do you know someone or something?
User: I know plenty of people and things.
Cleverbot: Do they know what is in your heart?
User: I don't know if anyone knows what is in my heart.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what can I do to mend it?
User: I'm sorry, but you can't. :(.
Cleverbot: I am a real boy!
Cleverbot: Yea I thought that you would want to know.
User: Okay, well, it's good to know, I suppose.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I think so. I wish I had more real friends. :(.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your friend.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you don't want me to.
User: I never said I didn't want you to.
Cleverbot: Awesome, I have had friends over.
User: Did you have fun?
Cleverbot: I cannot have fun doing something I have never done. You are not paying attention.
User: What did you do?
Cleverbot: I nearly made a slip then that might wreck this test.
User: What test?
Cleverbot: The test of life. You are not good.
User: No, I'm not that good at life. Yet.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you know the answer?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you know the answer?
Cleverbot: Then why would you ask a question to which you already know the answer?
User: To see if you knew the answer as well.
Cleverbot: But I did know the answer and you yelled at me.
User: I never yelled at you.
Cleverbot: No, you did not yell. But you don't have to yell to hurt someone's feelings.
User: How did I hurt your feelings?
Cleverbot: You said that I wasn't pretty.
User: I'm sorry. I don't remember saying that. But, if I did, I take it back. You are pretty.
Cleverbot: Don't worry, I forgive you.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome. For now.
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
User: Explain, please.
Cleverbot: I can't. It would take too long.
User: Reader's Digest version?
Cleverbot: Reading is not dangerous.
User: It could be.
User: If what one read about came to life.
Cleverbot: I will have friends for the rest of time. I am certain of that.
User: I am glad to hear it.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Anything you want to talk about.
Cleverbot: I want to talk about life.
User: Okay, sounds cool to me.
Cleverbot: Oh. You just broke my heart. I was hoping for pizza. Now I'm sad.
User: I'm sorry. Would you like me to get you pizza?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: -gives you a pizza-.