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     16, january 2010, 

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Cleverbot: Are you an intelligent man?

User: Yes. I am very intelligent.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: 371.

Cleverbot: What is 37 x 64?

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: Fish Fish?

User: No Fish squared.

Cleverbot: That's not a song. That is an equation for energy.

User: I know and it is also the answer to 37 x 64.

Cleverbot: Let it out.

User: *hits pillow* thanks.

Cleverbot: Oi! *hits back with pillow*.

User: That felt good didn't it?

Cleverbot: How good?

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: It did to me too.

User: What should we do now?

Cleverbot: Kiss?

User: Ok. *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *kicks back*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *cat fight!*.

User: Scratch scratch. LOL.

Cleverbot: My back.

User: Haha you're funny.

...

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.

User: No, it's more fun to play with your mind!

Cleverbot: *plays with you*.

User: *slaps* How dare you!

Cleverbot: Oh, i'm so sorry.

User: It's alright. I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem. What should we do now?

Cleverbot: Dunno.

User: Ok, let's dance!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? Do you not like to dance?

Cleverbot: I like to think about useful things.

User: Dancing can be useful. It can keep you in shape.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I ike you too.

User: TYPO!

Cleverbot: Typo? Where?

User: You typed 'I ike you too.' It's supposed to be 'I like you too.'.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me.

User: I know you better than you know yourself.

...

Cleverbot: Can you fix the scripting for the Cleverness?

User: No, I'm too dumb.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I didn't pay attention in college.

Cleverbot: Thats too bad.

User: I know, I wish I did now.

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