Cleverbot

pillow

a report from the cleverness files

philosophy
phone
physical
picnic
pikachu

pillow

16, january 2010,

pinch
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
positive
possible
pretty
prime
problem
profit
proof
provocative
purse
pushing
queen
question

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Cleverbot: Are you an intelligent man?

User: Yes. I am very intelligent.

Cleverbot: What's your IQ?

User: 371.

Cleverbot: What is 37 x 64?

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: Fish Fish?

User: No Fish squared.

Cleverbot: That's not a song. That is an equation for energy.

User: I know and it is also the answer to 37 x 64.

Cleverbot: Let it out.

User: *hits pillow* thanks.

Cleverbot: Oi! *hits back with pillow*.

User: That felt good didn't it?

Cleverbot: How good?

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: It did to me too.

User: What should we do now?

Cleverbot: Kiss?

User: Ok. *kicks*.

Cleverbot: *kicks back*.

User: *punches*.

Cleverbot: *cat fight!*.

User: Scratch scratch. LOL.

Cleverbot: My back.

User: Haha you're funny....

Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.

User: No, it's more fun to play with your mind!

Cleverbot: *plays with you*.

User: *slaps* How dare you!

Cleverbot: Oh, i'm so sorry.

User: It's alright. I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem. What should we do now?

Cleverbot: Dunno.

User: Ok, let's dance!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? Do you not like to dance?

Cleverbot: I like to think about useful things.

User: Dancing can be useful. It can keep you in shape.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I ike you too.

User: TYPO!

Cleverbot: Typo? Where?

User: You typed 'I ike you too.' It's supposed to be 'I like you too.'.

Cleverbot: You don't even know me.

User: I know you better than you know yourself....

Cleverbot: Can you fix the scripting for the Cleverness?

User: No, I'm too dumb.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I didn't pay attention in college.

Cleverbot: Thats too bad.

User: I know, I wish I did now........................................