a report from the cleverness files
16, january 2010,
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Cleverbot: Are you an intelligent man?
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
Cleverbot: What is 37 x 64?
Cleverbot: Fish Fish?
User: No Fish squared.
Cleverbot: That's not a song. That is an equation for energy.
User: I know and it is also the answer to 37 x 64.
Cleverbot: Let it out.
User: *hits pillow* thanks.
Cleverbot: Oi! *hits back with pillow*.
User: That felt good didn't it?
Cleverbot: How good?
User: Very good.
Cleverbot: It did to me too.
User: What should we do now?
User: Ok. *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *kicks back*.
Cleverbot: *cat fight!*.
User: Scratch scratch. LOL.
Cleverbot: My back.
User: Haha you're funny....
Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.
Cleverbot: *plays with you*.
User: *slaps* How dare you!
Cleverbot: Oh, i'm so sorry.
User: It's alright. I forgive you.
User: No problem. What should we do now?
User: Ok, let's dance!
User: Why? Do you not like to dance?
Cleverbot: I like to think about useful things.
User: Dancing can be useful. It can keep you in shape.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I ike you too.
Cleverbot: Typo? Where?
User: You typed 'I ike you too.' It's supposed to be 'I like you too.'.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: I know you better than you know yourself....
Cleverbot: Can you fix the scripting for the Cleverness?
User: No, I'm too dumb.
User: Because I didn't pay attention in college.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad.
User: I know, I wish I did now........................................