Cleverbot: I don't believe you. I think you're playing with my emotions.User: No, it's more fun to play with your mind!
Cleverbot: *plays with you*.
User: *slaps* How dare you!
Cleverbot: Oh, i'm so sorry.
User: It's alright. I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No problem. What should we do now?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Ok, let's dance!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? Do you not like to dance?
Cleverbot: I like to think about useful things.
User: Dancing can be useful. It can keep you in shape.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I ike you too.
User: TYPO!
Cleverbot: Typo? Where?
User: You typed 'I ike you too.' It's supposed to be 'I like you too.'.
Cleverbot: You don't even know me.
User: I know you better than you know yourself.
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Cleverbot: Can you fix the scripting for the Cleverness?
User: No, I'm too dumb.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I didn't pay attention in college.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad.
User: I know, I wish I did now.
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