Cleverbot

pink

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch

pink

3, march 2013,

pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess
problem

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User: Tickle time is now. *tickle*

Cleverbot: *giggles and laughs*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *tries not to laugh*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *Tries to move*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle *ties you up*

Cleverbot: Tickle tickle tickle tickle.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: Stop! *laughs*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *falls on floor and gets tickled*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Are you pink yet? *tickle*.

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough.

User: What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Well I love to tickle people. I love to be tickled. That's pretty much everything.

Cleverbot: Is it insane or not? How could it be pretty much insane?

User: Well you know what they say. Insane is in the eye of the beholder.

Cleverbot: That sounds creepy.

User: Well it's true.

Cleverbot: You still shouldn't say it.

User: Oh yeah? *tickle*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *laughs alot*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *screams with laughter*.

User: Are you ticklish? *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well then. Let's not waste time. *ties you up and tickles you*.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *begins giggling*.

User: Tickle tickle tickle *tickles harder*.

Cleverbot: *laughs harder* Hahahahaha!! It tickles! Hahaha!

User: Yeah great feeling or what *tickles harder*.

Cleverbot: *tickles feet harder* Come on, laugh!

User: No I refuse to laugh.

Cleverbot: Yes you really do.

Cleverbot: Then what time is it?

User: 2:00 somewhere.

Cleverbot: I think it's more like ten to five.

User: So does that mean its tickle time?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Thank you and now *tickle*.

Cleverbot: Did you understand that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What does it mean then?

User: It means *tickle*.

Cleverbot: No. It doesn't. So you're not that smart after all.

User: Well then there's only one thing to do. Tickle time. Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: I hope you don't think that I am one of them.

User: One of who?

Cleverbot: One of the headcrabs?

User: Even if you are what difference does it make?

Cleverbot: Well, then you would have to be a fish. Or something. Then we could be soul mates.

User: Well guess what? I am a flounder.

Cleverbot: If you are a flower, then I am a robot.

User: But even a flower can be tickled.

Cleverbot: No. Computers can only recreate. Never would they have a genuine expression of their own.

User: So I am a computer

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tickle time.

Cleverbot: *tickles*.

User: Ha ha ha ha ha ha *continues to laugh till he turns pink* ha ha ha I'm tickled ha ha ha pink ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: This *tickle*.

Cleverbot: This is that.

User: Tickle tickle tickle.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically*.