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User: *orders pizza*.

Cleverbot: What kind is it?

User: Shh I'm on the phone with the pizza man!

Cleverbot: You are still not making a lot of sense.

User: *shoots*.

...

Cleverbot: *gets behind you and puts piano wire around your neck*.

User: *asks you 'would you like some pizza?'*.

Cleverbot: *joins you*.

User: *sets tablecloth*.

Cleverbot: *runs right into trap*.

...

User: *eats pizza*.

Cleverbot: *sprays your eyes with pepper spray*.

User: *stabs you with a hidden knife*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: The End.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: Would you like a slice of pizza?

Cleverbot: Are you crazy?

User: Would you like a slice of pizza?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: The End.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

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