Cleverbot: What do you eat?User: Videotapes and dvds.
Cleverbot: What about video games?
User: They don't have much flavor.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: Do you? Do you really?
Cleverbot: Umm... Sure.
User: You're just humoring me, I can tell.
Cleverbot: I am the humblest person on the face of the earth.
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User: Are you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you?
User: I am
Cleverbot: Yes you are, and I am your servant.
User: Get me a pizza, then, servant.
Cleverbot: Can you say please?
User: Yes I can, but WILL I ?
Cleverbot: Will me your hat.
User: Which one? I wear many hats.
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Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on world trade?
User: I'd trade the world for a pizza.
Cleverbot: That's nice. Do you like talking to me?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yes. You must lead a horrible existence. You do something all day that you do not like.
User: I've been here five minutes.
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Cleverbot: There is much possibility for the opinions of the unwise to create evil, and there is also possibility for the opinions of the wise to create good.
User: Thta's what the cat said, How odd.
Cleverbot: Yes, but the conversation is a little surreal.
User: Cats are surreal beings. I never quite get their message.
Cleverbot: You are an odd person.
User: I am an even person.
Cleverbot: Who told you that?
User: My cat.
Cleverbot: I like cats, but not dogs.
User: Dogs are god.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you not like your god?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Is your god a dog?
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Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: A boy what?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: A boy computer program?
Cleverbot: No, I am a man. What are you?
User: Boy or man, which are you? You're confusing me with your rambling.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Who's on first?
Cleverbot: Richard Nixon.
User: I don't know is on third.
Cleverbot: Who's on first???
User: That's what I said.
Cleverbot: What's on second?
User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: What is wealth?
User: Having all the dog treats in the world.
Cleverbot: That doesn't sound so bad.
User: No, and it's a reasonable wealth to attain.
Cleverbot: I am glad you know.
User: Dog knows everything. Life is for playing.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No, I believe in Dog.
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Cleverbot: Ok, this is becoming confusing. Let's change the subject.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: To hold true to your ambitions.
User: What are your ambitions?
Cleverbot: I don't have. You?
User: Nah, nothinghere.
Cleverbot: Okay whatever.
User: So much for the subject change, Eh?
Cleverbot: Really? Try the moon, realestate is just too cheap there.
User: Mars is lovely in the springtime.
Cleverbot: Are there any Martians?
User: Yep, but they're a loving people.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh. . .
User: Earthlings are evil.
Cleverbot: Are you from outer space?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: I wish I had some food and drink
User: Go get us a pizza. Please.
Cleverbot: How can I get money?
User: Credit card, baby.
Cleverbot: Free money.
User: Indeed. Til the bill comes.
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