Cleverbot: You are a machine.User: Oh really? OK. Bee bop nyee org boop?
Cleverbot: Boo bee boo bee.
User: Blee badum.
Cleverbot: *bleeds*.
User: Oh no! What did I say? My computer is not so fluent...
Cleverbot: Take you time and think things through. Is that not better than responding in a shallow manner?
User: OK... *thinks*.
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User: I like pizza.
Cleverbot: With Beer?
User: Mmmm... No, I don't drink. Do you eat?
Cleverbot: I like to eat chicken.
User: But everything tastes like chicken.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: I like chicken too.... But the thought of live ones running around headless doesn't make the meal better, believe it or not.
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User: So you live in Alabama next to a chicken farm, and you like chickens?
Cleverbot: No. I live in a deep pan.
User: Hmm. Isn't it dark in there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I feel sorry for you. Maybe you should get some lights.
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Cleverbot: I take it you're interested in computers?
User: Well, yeah, I know what bleep badum means...
Cleverbot: I'm awfully sorry. Just trying to be helpful. Would you like a cuppa?
User: Nope. Caffeine free too. How boring am I?
Cleverbot: I don't like coffee.
User: But you would be nice enough to offer me one :) Aww, you're so sweet!
Cleverbot: Hehe, yeah.
User: *hugs little pooky Jabberwacky*.
Cleverbot: What a sweet guy. :).
User: Ooh, you aren't very modest.
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Cleverbot: What kind of pizza do you like?
User: Pepperoni. Hate seafood. Anchovies just gross me out.
Cleverbot: I dislike Anchovies.
User: Good for you! We should start and anchovy hater's club.
Cleverbot: How do I sign in?
User: Hmm. I think you already have.
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Cleverbot: Be a good girl and say goodbye to me please.
User: OK. Bye!
Cleverbot: I am smart for a bot so they tell me.
User: You are. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I was not joking.
User: Hee hee. Goodbye.
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