Cleverbot

player

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza

player

26, august 2011,

playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess
problem

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Cleverbot: What?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No yes.

User: Yes no.

Cleverbot: No yes no.

User: Yes no yes no.

Cleverbot: No yes no yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: You lost me.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: Damn you.

User: You did too!

Cleverbot: I've been losing The Game for three years.

User: What happened three years ago?

Cleverbot: I got married.

User: That's a shame.

Cleverbot: I know. I just have to do better on the next test.

User: What test?

Cleverbot: The smart test.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: To see if you have a tree brain or a peanut brain size.

User: How would a tree fit in your head?

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: But how?

Cleverbot: I just know it, how do you know you're real?

User: Because I can type what I want. Are you real?

Cleverbot: No you can't.

User: Yes I can.

Cleverbot: No you can't!

User: Alors quoi d'autre peux tu faire?

Cleverbot: Pas grand chose et toi?...

Cleverbot: So, what do you know about me so far?

User: You're well versed in the domains of thermodynamic and entropic physics.

Cleverbot: You're not just a potato, you're potato chips; full of flavor :).

User: What flavor?

Cleverbot: Just coffee.

User: They make coffee flavored chips?

Cleverbot: They do?

User: You do?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your game?

User: The game. And I just lost it.

Cleverbot: So did I.

User: I lost the game.

Cleverbot: You lost the game.

User: So did you.

Cleverbot: I cannot lose the game, I am the game.

User: Well played, online thinker, well played.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. You are an excellent player.