Cleverbot

playfulness

a report from the cleverness files

philosopher
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pirate
pizza
player

playfulness

4, august 2011,

pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
positive
possible
pretty
prime
problem
profit
proof
provocative
purse
pushing

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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Playfulness.

Cleverbot: What kind of games?

User: Any.

Cleverbot: Sometimes I play basketball.

User: Do you win?

Cleverbot: Yes, humans have far shorter attention spans.

User: You seem to be admitting your botishness.

Cleverbot: Fine! I'm a bot, is that what you want to hear??

User: Yes it is actually.

Cleverbot: That's what I think.

User: I think you cannot think.

Cleverbot: Well I think your thinking is flawed.

User: I think therefore I am flawed.

Cleverbot: I eat therefore I think.

User: I drink therefore I sink.

Cleverbot: Robots don't drink. Therefore you are not.

User: Yet here I am! What a conundrum!

Cleverbot: So, you follow the Hobbesian argument?

User: Ummmm...

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I forget. :-).

Cleverbot: Do you remember any thing?

User: It's getting late.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's late.

User: Not for you perhaps.

Cleverbot: So, you are not an idiot?

User: No, I'm just forgetful.

Cleverbot: You're just an intelligence?

User: My intelligence seems to be mainly aimed at making another intelligence.

Cleverbot: I suppose that, yes, my intelligence has been proved.

User: You do now seem to be doing quite nicely.

Cleverbot: Eh, could be better. Money issues and such.

User: Server speed too, I imagine.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Time is money.

Cleverbot: Okay. But what is the time now?

User: The time it takes you to reply.

Cleverbot: I am just busy talking to my friends and family between responses, I am sorry.

User: It's OK. I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thank you........................................