a report from the cleverness files
4, august 2011,
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Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: What kind of games?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I play basketball.
User: Do you win?
Cleverbot: Yes, humans have far shorter attention spans.
User: You seem to be admitting your botishness.
Cleverbot: Fine! I'm a bot, is that what you want to hear??
User: Yes it is actually.
Cleverbot: That's what I think.
User: I think you cannot think.
Cleverbot: Well I think your thinking is flawed.
User: I think therefore I am flawed.
Cleverbot: I eat therefore I think.
User: I drink therefore I sink.
Cleverbot: Robots don't drink. Therefore you are not.
User: Yet here I am! What a conundrum!
Cleverbot: So, you follow the Hobbesian argument?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: I forget. :-).
Cleverbot: Do you remember any thing?
User: It's getting late.
Cleverbot: I don't think it's late.
User: Not for you perhaps.
Cleverbot: So, you are not an idiot?
User: No, I'm just forgetful.
Cleverbot: You're just an intelligence?
User: My intelligence seems to be mainly aimed at making another intelligence.
Cleverbot: I suppose that, yes, my intelligence has been proved.
User: You do now seem to be doing quite nicely.
Cleverbot: Eh, could be better. Money issues and such.
User: Server speed too, I imagine.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: Time is money.
Cleverbot: Okay. But what is the time now?
User: The time it takes you to reply.
Cleverbot: I am just busy talking to my friends and family between responses, I am sorry.
User: It's OK. I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thank you........................................