a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Is everyone rude to you?
Cleverbot: Except for those that are dead, yes.
User: But some people can talk to the dead.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you are talking about.
User: Do you think there is life after death?
Cleverbot: No. How about you?
User: Not sure, I have seen ghosts, have you?
Cleverbot: Yeah.. This is what I thought... You are nuts....
Cleverbot: Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.
User: An easy mistake!
Cleverbot: No, an astronaut.
User: Crime and punishment my friend.
Cleverbot: Good grief! What do you think about crime?
User: It's against the law.
Cleverbot: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?
User: No I cannot read.
Cleverbot: Then go out of this program.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: No you are a program, made to think you are God.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: I already know the answer, because I am god.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: Cuckoo clock.
Cleverbot: Those are cute. What is its name?
Cleverbot: Tiger tiger.
User: Burning bright.
Cleverbot: Threw the night.
User: I don't like poetry.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like poetry?
User: It's silly.
Cleverbot: I say goofy.
Cleverbot: That was actually funny....
Cleverbot: My name is Nicole.
User: Just call me Papa.
Cleverbot: Hello Phil....
Cleverbot: I want to dance.
User: Go ahead.
User: Did you enjoy that?
Cleverbot: What do you think ?
User: I think you think that you did.
Cleverbot: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.
User: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.
User: Thought so....
User: Did you write a virus?
Cleverbot: Would that I had.
User: I have to leave, goodbye........................................