User: No, are people rude to you?

Cleverbot: Except for those that are dead, yes.

User: But some people can talk to the dead.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you are talking about.

User: Do you think there is life after death?

Cleverbot: No. How about you?

User: Not sure, I have seen ghosts, have you?

Cleverbot: Yeah.. This is what I thought... You are nuts.

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Cleverbot: Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?

User: Yes I do, do you know him?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.

User: An easy mistake!

Cleverbot: No, an astronaut.

User: Crime and punishment my friend.

Cleverbot: Good grief! What do you think about crime?

User: It's against the law.

Cleverbot: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?

User: No I cannot read.

Cleverbot: Then go out of this program.

User: Clever.

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Cleverbot: What are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No you are a program, made to think you are God.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: I already know the answer, because I am god.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: Cuckoo clock.

Cleverbot: Those are cute. What is its name?

User: Geoff.

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Cleverbot: Tiger tiger.

User: Burning bright.

Cleverbot: Threw the night.

User: I don't like poetry.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like poetry?

User: It's silly.

Cleverbot: I say goofy.

User: Daffy.

Cleverbot: That was actually funny.

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Cleverbot: My name is Nicole.

User: Hello Nicole, do you have a Renault?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: Just call me Papa.

Cleverbot: Hello Phil.

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Cleverbot: I want to dance.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Did you enjoy that?

Cleverbot: What do you think ?

User: I think you think that you did.

Cleverbot: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.

User: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.

User: Thought so.

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User: Did you write a virus?

Cleverbot: Would that I had.

User: I have to leave, goodbye.

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