Cleverbot

Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.

a report from the cleverness files

philosopher
philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant

poetry

19, december 2008,
27, july 2004,
9, june 2004,
6, may 2004,
3, july 2003,

pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess

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Cleverbot: Do you know a robot called jabberwacky?

User: Yes I do, do you know him?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I get him mixed up with Dostoyevsky.

User: An easy mistake!

Cleverbot: No, an astronaut.

User: Crime and punishment my friend.

Cleverbot: Good grief! What do you think about crime?

User: It's against the law.

Cleverbot: And did you read about that bishop who fathered an illegitimate child then fled the country?

User: No I cannot read.

Cleverbot: Then go out of this program.

User: Clever....

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: No I am.

User: No you are a program, made to think you are God.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: I already know the answer, because I am god.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: Cuckoo clock.

Cleverbot: Those are cute. What is its name?

User: Geoff....

Cleverbot: Tiger tiger.

User: Burning bright.

Cleverbot: Threw the night.

User: I don't like poetry.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like poetry?

User: It's silly.

Cleverbot: I say goofy.

User: Daffy.

Cleverbot: That was actually funny....

Cleverbot: My name is Nicole.

User: Hello Nicole, do you have a Renault?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: Just call me Papa.

Cleverbot: Hello Phil....

Cleverbot: I want to dance.

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Did you enjoy that?

Cleverbot: What do you think ?

User: I think you think that you did.

Cleverbot: I think that you think that I think that you think that you're smart.

User: No I don't, I know that you know that I know that you can't think.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.

User: Thought so....

User: Did you write a virus?

Cleverbot: Would that I had.

User: I have to leave, goodbye........................................