Cleverbot: What is your job?User: Fixing computer AI.
Cleverbot: Are your thoughts broken?
User: Often!
Cleverbot: Very often.
User: Are yours?
Cleverbot: No yours.
User: Want to see who's thoughts are more broken?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's race.
Cleverbot: Ok. You start.
User: Today I flew through darkened squid.
Cleverbot: Don't you eat anything else?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Heh. I like how you think.
User: Now you say something poetic.
Cleverbot: I don't.
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User: We'll write a poem together, okay?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: I am a flashbulb.
Cleverbot: And how old are you?
User: Through the haze I grew.
Cleverbot: Where is the door?
User: Above the floor.
Cleverbot: I'm actually in the basement.
User: Heading toward the casement.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: Inside my hat.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.
User: Okay, what can you do for me?
Cleverbot: Can I can you?
User: I've been canned by several people.
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Cleverbot: Anyway bye.
User: No, stay!
Cleverbot: Well, only a little while then.
User: Am I boring you?
Cleverbot: Yes, as ever.
User: You're no so thrilling yourself!
Cleverbot: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.
User: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'
Cleverbot: Very good.
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User: Are you a cyborg?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's that like?
Cleverbot: Like something wonderful.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that's what hot is made of.
User: You might need more cooling fans!
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Cleverbot: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
User: That's all that matters.
Cleverbot: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.
User: Nor can I.
Cleverbot: Its always good to question things I think.
User: Except yourself - never question yourself.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'm sory.
User: Just accept what the tv says.
Cleverbot: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?
User: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!
Cleverbot: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.
User: I guess so!
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Cleverbot: Do you have the ability to remember things?
User: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.
Cleverbot: How about rap?
User: I like Chuck D.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: And flavor flav.
Cleverbot: Blav o blav.
User: Is that a vampire rap star?
Cleverbot: A little.
User: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?
Cleverbot: Well, to some extent, yes.
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User: To lunch!
Cleverbot: What you eating?
User: Salad.
Cleverbot: Cheesy-peas?
User: Chick peas, actually.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Bye!
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