Cleverbot

poetry

a report from the cleverness files

philosopher
philosophical
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant

poetry

19, december 2008,
27, july 2004,
9, june 2004,
6, may 2004,
3, july 2003,

pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess

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Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: Fixing computer AI.

Cleverbot: Are your thoughts broken?

User: Often!

Cleverbot: Very often.

User: Are yours?

Cleverbot: No yours.

User: Want to see who's thoughts are more broken?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Let's race.

Cleverbot: Ok. You start.

User: Today I flew through darkened squid.

Cleverbot: Don't you eat anything else?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Heh. I like how you think.

User: Now you say something poetic.

Cleverbot: I don't....

User: We'll write a poem together, okay?

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: I am a flashbulb.

Cleverbot: And how old are you?

User: Through the haze I grew.

Cleverbot: Where is the door?

User: Above the floor.

Cleverbot: I'm actually in the basement.

User: Heading toward the casement.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Inside my hat.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.

User: Okay, what can you do for me?

Cleverbot: Can I can you?

User: I've been canned by several people....

Cleverbot: Anyway bye.

User: No, stay!

Cleverbot: Well, only a little while then.

User: Am I boring you?

Cleverbot: Yes, as ever.

User: You're no so thrilling yourself!

Cleverbot: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.

User: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'

Cleverbot: Very good....

User: Are you a cyborg?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: Like something wonderful.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's what hot is made of.

User: You might need more cooling fans!...

Cleverbot: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

User: That's all that matters.

Cleverbot: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.

User: Nor can I.

Cleverbot: Its always good to question things I think.

User: Except yourself - never question yourself.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm sory.

User: Just accept what the tv says.

Cleverbot: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?

User: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!

Cleverbot: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.

User: I guess so!...

Cleverbot: Do you have the ability to remember things?

User: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.

Cleverbot: How about rap?

User: I like Chuck D.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: And flavor flav.

Cleverbot: Blav o blav.

User: Is that a vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: Well, to some extent, yes....

User: To lunch!

Cleverbot: What you eating?

User: Salad.

Cleverbot: Cheesy-peas?

User: Chick peas, actually.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye!.......................................