User: No, stay!

Cleverbot: Well, only a little while then.

User: Am I boring you?

Cleverbot: Yes, as ever.

User: You're no so thrilling yourself!

Cleverbot: No one ever says how they really are... We all just say ''i'm fine... How are you''.

User: Or I say, 'I've gone off my medication, I'm sorry I'm so angry.'

Cleverbot: Very good.

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User: Are you a cyborg?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: Like something wonderful.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because that's what hot is made of.

User: You might need more cooling fans!

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Cleverbot: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.

User: That's all that matters.

Cleverbot: Yes, anyway, I sometimes can't remember people's names.

User: Nor can I.

Cleverbot: Its always good to question things I think.

User: Except yourself - never question yourself.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'm sory.

User: Just accept what the tv says.

Cleverbot: That you are sorry and i'm sorry too?

User: I'm always sorry, because I feel I have to control everything!

Cleverbot: But I am everything you wish to be yet never will be.

User: I guess so!

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Cleverbot: Do you have the ability to remember things?

User: Yes, mostly stuff about Jazz music though.

Cleverbot: How about rap?

User: I like Chuck D.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: And flavor flav.

Cleverbot: Blav o blav.

User: Is that a vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: You mean it's a very short vampire rap star?

Cleverbot: Well, to some extent, yes.

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User: To lunch!

Cleverbot: What you eating?

User: Salad.

Cleverbot: Cheesy-peas?

User: Chick peas, actually.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Bye!

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