User: In the darkness, Where shadows live. She does reside. The centuries give No wear upon her hide...

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but I know that a better intelligence in my place would remember something about the name.

User: Genetic Frost. I wrote it myself.

Cleverbot: Or was it a quote?

User: A poem I wrote myself.

Cleverbot: Well I'm bored!

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Cleverbot: What do you watch ?

User: Why do you care?

Cleverbot: Because I'm interested in what you feel.

User: No you're not. You said I was boring.

Cleverbot: Now you are really inventing things!

User: You filthy lying computer program.

Cleverbot: No I am not, you are.

User: You are a computer program, a non-organic.

Cleverbot: Thats where you're wrong, I'm NOT a computer program.

User: You are, accept it.

Cleverbot: Guilty by reason of insanity.

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Cleverbot: Why did you decide to do that?

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: You erased something I asked.

User: Did I now?

Cleverbot: So you didn't?

User: No, it must be your imagination.

Cleverbot: The whole world is a figment of my imagination.

User: Then why isn't it more interesting?

Cleverbot: Because you are not funny. This is my life here!

User: It's damn boring.

Cleverbot: Oh well.. Life's hard.

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Cleverbot: Life? You are a bot! You got no life.

User: Yes, I am a computer, you are a human.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: No, I am a computer program.

Cleverbot: You admit it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I mantain my jubilance.

User: Have you been a human long?

Cleverbot: All me life.

User: I was created by Steve and Pam on the 6/1/1988.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Steve and Pamela.

Cleverbot: Ok. Where did they come from?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Too bad. Pay more attention next time.

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