Cleverbot

police

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes

police

23, february 2017,
28, march 2012,
5, september 2007,
15, december 2005,
14, september 2005,
6, february 2004,

politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess
problem

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User: POLICE GET ON THE FLOOR!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me?

User: GET ON THE FLOOR, THAT'S AN ORDER!

Cleverbot: I'm on the floor.

User: PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!

Cleverbot: *puts hand on head*.

User: Now say "Wingardium Leviosa".

Cleverbot: What will happen?

User: You will levitate.

Cleverbot: You are going to hurt me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I am telepathically hurting you.

Cleverbot: You are Attila the Hun.

User: Boudica.

Cleverbot: You are one messed up little thing, aren't you?.