a report from the cleverness files
14, august 2010,
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User: If I'm lying, is this sentence true?
Cleverbot: No. It is not.
User: You're wrong! It's a paradox.
Cleverbot: You are a paradox.
User: Can you explain me why?
User: Interesting. So you are, after all, dumb...
Cleverbot: Not unless you make it happen.
User: Ok, let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: I don't know much about politics.
User: That's bad. Can I teach you something?
User: Ok. First lesson is pretty easy to remember: Berlusconi is corrupt and the Pope is psychotic.
User: How could you say no?
Cleverbot: Because I want you to say 'goodbye'.
User: What if I don't?
Cleverbot: You do.
User: Ok. Goodbye. Do you want the second lesson?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Second lesson: Don't trust politicians. Never!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Third lesson: left good right wrong.
Cleverbot: So left means wrong?
User: No. Right is wrong! Do you want the fourth lesson?
Cleverbot: The red pill.
User: Ok. Fourth lesson: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off.
Cleverbot: It's the same.
User: Yeah, similar...do you want more?
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: Fifth lesson: nobody cares about you but you must always vote!
Cleverbot: It's 'either', and yes, people do care about me.
User: Can I ask you a question?
User: Do you believe in god?
User: VERY GOOD INDEED!
Cleverbot: Actually, now I'm very upset by something.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I am you.
User: Really? So it's me asking to myself questions that me myself answers?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That depends.
User: No. It does not depend. If you're me, than what I wrote is true.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: No, you're a software.
Cleverbot: No not me.
Cleverbot: Are you going then?
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes. ADIEU.