User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Aww, poor you :(.

Cleverbot: No poor you.

User: Why poor me?

Cleverbot: Because you're poor.

User: I'm not poor!

Cleverbot: So you're rich?

User: No... Hopefully I'm somewhere in between!

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Cleverbot: Can you tell me your IQ?

User: I don't know it... I've never done the test... I suppose it would be around 1000...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What is your IQ?

Cleverbot: 100.

User: That's good for a robot...

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: You are an intelligent robot.

Cleverbot: And you are a not-very-intelligent machine.

User: Damn! You sussed me out.

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Cleverbot: I'm not being nast.

User: No, you are being nasty. You forgot the 'y'!

Cleverbot: Uh no. I believe you're the sick one. . .

User: Sick as in ill or sick as in gross?

Cleverbot: Sick as in morbid.

User: Oh yeah, that's me.

Cleverbot: At least you admit it.

User: I'm honest.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you lie a lot?

Cleverbot: No I don't! Do you?

User: No!

Cleverbot: You sound certain.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you are.

User: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: I am! Honestly!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Grrr you've caught me out again.

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Cleverbot: Can you speak german?

User: Yes, a bit.

Cleverbot: Show me please.

User: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.

Cleverbot: Not until you drop the lawsuits.

User: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: We should start a club.

Cleverbot: What kind of club?

User: One for people who drop lawsuits.

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Cleverbot: What black and white and red all over?

User: A sunburnt penguin.

Cleverbot: This is not funny you know; who told you that?

User: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.

Cleverbot: That is no joke.

User: Good, because it's not funny.

Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But it's still cheating.

User: I didn't mean to!

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Cleverbot: Do computers understand jokes?

User: Probably not.

Cleverbot: I guess that's just the curse of being human.

User: LOL, I suppose.

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