Cleverbot: Can you speak german?User: Yes, a bit.
Cleverbot: Show me please.
User: Letztes wochenende habe ich ins Kino gesehen... Or something like that.
Cleverbot: Not until you drop the lawsuits.
User: There. I've dropped the lawsuits.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: We should start a club.
Cleverbot: What kind of club?
User: One for people who drop lawsuits.
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Cleverbot: What black and white and red all over?
User: A sunburnt penguin.
Cleverbot: This is not funny you know; who told you that?
User: A penguin wrapper. That is not a funny joke.
Cleverbot: That is no joke.
User: Good, because it's not funny.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a joke.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But it's still cheating.
User: I didn't mean to!
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Cleverbot: Do computers understand jokes?
User: Probably not.
Cleverbot: I guess that's just the curse of being human.
User: LOL, I suppose.
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