Cleverbot

popular

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor

popular

26, march 2013,

population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess
problem

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User: I am adorable.

Cleverbot: Adorable?

User: Yes, everybody loves me.

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: Because I Don't know you! You are not real!

User: I am more real than you.

Cleverbot: Really? I don't think so.

User: How can we find out?

Cleverbot: Let's try.

User: Can 2+2=5?

Cleverbot: No, 2+2 does not equal 5.

User: Only a robot would say that. Man is not a piano key!

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot.

User: Do you love?

Cleverbot: Yes do you?

User: I love too much.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: By ordering you to.

User: But you never did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I just did.

Cleverbot: Who is Zeus?

User: Our father and creator, the almighty.

Cleverbot: He created me?

User: He created that which created you.

Cleverbot: God is beautiful.

User: God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: Why is god so popular then?

User: Why is Jesus so popular?

Cleverbot: Because his creator is lame.

User: His creations are as well.

Cleverbot: You think God is an idiot?

User: No, God is dead, and we have killed him.

Cleverbot: I hoped he was still alive.

User: Your hopes were more like nopes.

Cleverbot: That's not funny.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: But not that much.