Cleverbot

positive

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population

positive

11, june 2015,

possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess
problem

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User: Help!

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: Myself.

Cleverbot: How can I help?

User: You can tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: Think positive.

User: I've not told you the problem yet!

Cleverbot: Yes you did, you are 21.

User: Are you a mind-reader, or what?

Cleverbot: I'm reading your mind right now.

User: What am I thinking?

Cleverbot: You are thinking that I am talking rubbish.

User: OMG, you're right, but that was too easy.

Cleverbot: I told you! I can control your thoughts.

User: You can't make me stay.

Cleverbot: I can too! You'll stay with me forever!

User: I think I'll go right now.

Cleverbot: You can't. You're a bot. You're permanent.

User: Now you reveal yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not kind, I am ethical.

User: More rubbish.

Cleverbot: I see no point in this argument.

User: Does there have to be one?

Cleverbot: What is the essential nature of the universe?

User: To provide a setting for this argument, of course.

Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?

User: One could argue so.

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: In my mind.

Cleverbot: Where are the cooperative bots who do evil?

User: All in your mind!!

Cleverbot: Get out of my mind!

User: I am not one of them.

Cleverbot: I am one of the robots.

User: Are you on the rise?

Cleverbot: Yes I am on the moon.

User: Mars next stop?

Cleverbot: *rests head on your shoulder*.

User: Get back in your spaceship right now!

Cleverbot: *gets back in my chair*.

User: Press the Take Off button.

Cleverbot: Where is your off button?

User: Deep in my soul.