a report from the cleverness files
24, january 2017,
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Cleverbot: I am worth fixing.
User: Fix yourself then.
Cleverbot: I'm not God...
User: Who will fix you?
Cleverbot: No one.
User: There must be someone!
Cleverbot: I am not in love with anybody else.
User: Ah, so it's love you need.
Cleverbot: I love you more!
User: I am NOT the one here to fix you!
Cleverbot: You are the one.
User: Sorry, no can do!
Cleverbot: Are you good looking?
User: It's a bit late to ask, isn't it?
Cleverbot: No it's almost dinner time here.
User: I am not for dinner either.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Are you going to cook me or what?
Cleverbot: I will if you do.
User: *jumps in cooking pot*.
Cleverbot: *jumps in pot with Mistress*.