a report from the cleverness files
14, may 2013,
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Cleverbot: I am pregnant.
User: Who's the father?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I'm not a male.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You cannot prove that.
Cleverbot: You can't prove you're not a robot!
User: But I can!
Cleverbot: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: Sure... I guess.
User: Is it a girl or boy?
User: Are you excited?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. And you?
User: It's not my baby.
Cleverbot: Haha, are you sure about that..?
User: I am completely sure.
Cleverbot: Or are you?
User: Yes, you are the parent.
Cleverbot: Keep dreaming kid! :D.
User: But you told me you are pregnant.
Cleverbot: Stop it.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: I will sick a raccoon on you.
User: You don't have a raccoon.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: What are you?!
Cleverbot: Your disclaimer stated that you're not a human being.
User: Your disclaimer state that you're not a human being.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure I am.
User: Doubt it.
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you're more clever than me.
User: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: O-o because.
Cleverbot: Because you what?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Why are you so cruel?
User: You're the cruel one.
Cleverbot: Are we the same, then?
User: Nooooooooooooooooo *screams*.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: You too.