Cleverbot

pregnant

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power

pregnant

14, may 2013,

pretty
prime
princess
problem

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Cleverbot: I am pregnant.

User: Who's the father?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: I'm not a male.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: You cannot prove that.

Cleverbot: You can't prove you're not a robot!

User: But I can!

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

User: Adoaingtlaejoangafaf.

Cleverbot: Sure... I guess.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is it a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Boy.

User: Are you excited?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. And you?

User: It's not my baby.

Cleverbot: Haha, are you sure about that..?

User: I am completely sure.

Cleverbot: Or are you?

User: Yes, you are the parent.

Cleverbot: Keep dreaming kid! :D.

User: But you told me you are pregnant.

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: I will sick a raccoon on you.

User: You don't have a raccoon.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are you?!

Cleverbot: Your disclaimer stated that you're not a human being.

User: Your disclaimer state that you're not a human being.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure I am.

User: Doubt it.

Cleverbot: Prove to me that you're more clever than me.

User: I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: O-o because.

Cleverbot: Because you what?

User: Just because.

Cleverbot: Why are you so cruel?

User: You're the cruel one.

Cleverbot: Are we the same, then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nooooooooooooooooo *screams*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're creepy.

Cleverbot: You too.