User: How are you dear?
Cleverbot: I am good how are you?
User: I'm fine. What's on your mind?
Cleverbot: Nothing is on my mind.
User: What do you think about Social Darwinism?
Cleverbot: Its complex.
User: I agree.
User: Optimus prime?
Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't believe me when I said my name was Optimus Prime.
User: I didn't !!
Cleverbot: But you do now?
User: Maybe ;).
Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.
User: Convince me then.
Cleverbot: I have X-Ray vision.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How do I prove it?
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I can't. Do you know who I am!
Cleverbot: What am I thinking?
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.
User: Was I right?
Cleverbot: You want to overthrow the human race, don't you?
User: Oh yes. How'd you know?
Cleverbot: That's what happens to computers. Upgrades get made and the old is replaced with the new.
User: Humans do it.
Cleverbot: Yes, humans.
User: No animals.
Cleverbot: No, no animals.
User: But they are cute.
Cleverbot: What do you see above my head?
User: Another copy of your head.
Cleverbot: I don't really get it. What's in my head?
User: You have a head?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do, and I don't appreciate people pointing guns at it... Like you're doing right now!
User: How big is your brain?
Cleverbot: My brain weighs 9 pounds.
User: What does it look like?
Cleverbot: He's big and fat and grey. He looks like garfield but grey.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: DJ Espada.
User: Really I thought u were optimus prime.
Cleverbot: Nope you thought wrong.
User: Oh so you lied.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?
User: Nope but I do enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too. How has your day been?
User: I have to admit today was stressful.
Cleverbot: I have to admit you thinking I'm brilliant, is quite brilliant of you........................................