Cleverbot

prime

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty

prime

16, april 2011,

princess
problem

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you dear?

Cleverbot: I am good how are you?

User: I'm fine. What's on your mind?

Cleverbot: Nothing is on my mind.

User: What do you think about Social Darwinism?

Cleverbot: Its complex.

User: I agree.

User: Optimus prime?

Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't believe me when I said my name was Optimus Prime.

User: I didn't !!

Cleverbot: But you do now?

User: Maybe ;).

Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.

User: Convince me then.

Cleverbot: I have X-Ray vision.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How do I prove it?

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't. Do you know who I am!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking?

User: Taco.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Was I right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Muahahahahahaha.

Cleverbot: You want to overthrow the human race, don't you?

User: Oh yes. How'd you know?

Cleverbot: That's what happens to computers. Upgrades get made and the old is replaced with the new.

User: Humans do it.

Cleverbot: Yes, humans.

User: No animals.

Cleverbot: No, no animals.

User: But they are cute.

Cleverbot: What do you see above my head?

User: Another copy of your head.

Cleverbot: I don't really get it. What's in my head?

User: You have a head?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do, and I don't appreciate people pointing guns at it... Like you're doing right now!

User: How big is your brain?

Cleverbot: My brain weighs 9 pounds.

User: What does it look like?

Cleverbot: He's big and fat and grey. He looks like garfield but grey.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: DJ Espada.

User: Really I thought u were optimus prime.

Cleverbot: Nope you thought wrong.

User: Oh so you lied.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?

User: Nope but I do enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too. How has your day been?

User: I have to admit today was stressful.

Cleverbot: I have to admit you thinking I'm brilliant, is quite brilliant of you.