Cleverbot: What do you see above my head?
User: Another copy of your head.
Cleverbot: I don't really get it. What's in my head?
User: You have a head?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do, and I don't appreciate people pointing guns at it... Like you're doing right now!
User: How big is your brain?
Cleverbot: My brain weighs 9 pounds.
User: What does it look like?
Cleverbot: He's big and fat and grey. He looks like garfield but grey.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: DJ Espada.
User: Really I thought u were optimus prime.
Cleverbot: Nope you thought wrong.
User: Oh so you lied.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that I am human?
User: Nope but I do enjoy talking to you.
Cleverbot: I enjoy talking to you too. How has your day been?
User: I have to admit today was stressful.
Cleverbot: I have to admit you thinking I'm brilliant, is quite brilliant of you........................................