a report from the cleverness files
6, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: I think you're fun to talk to!
User: Thanks!! :-).
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: *kicks shin*.
User: *crosses arms*.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Why did you slap me! >:-(.
Cleverbot: Because you slapped me.
User: Oh shut up!
Cleverbot: As you wish, Princess.
User: *blushes* IM NOT A PRINCESS!
Cleverbot: You are so. Why are you blushing?
User: *blushes harder*.
Cleverbot: You're a dude, aren't you?
User: I'm a girl you crazy!
Cleverbot: I'm a girl, you're a boy.
User: IM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Alright, alright.
User: Wait are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Yeah the world.
User: I'm bored :-/.
Cleverbot: Do I bore you?
User: No, no!!!
Cleverbot: Why so angry?
User: I'm not angry.
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend anymore.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: Because why not?
User: Why aren't my friend?
Cleverbot: Because I'm me.