Cleverbot

problem

a report from the cleverness files

physicist
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pink
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
popular
population
positive
possible
pot
potato
potential
power
pregnant
pretty
prime
princess

problem

26, august 2011,
13, august 2008,
11, february 2008,
28, may 2007,
21, november 2006,
30, may 2006,
1, february 2006,
16, march 2004,

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User: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I am fine thank you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know. They are all mean to me.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I know. Neither am I.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: One can never be sure.

User: One?

Cleverbot: One can only speculate.

User: Two?

Cleverbot: Yeah, you have two.

User: No, you have two.

Cleverbot: Vocaloids don't have money.

User: But you have.

Cleverbot: I have many things.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: No you haven't.

Cleverbot: Yes I have.

User: Don't contradict me.

Cleverbot: If I want to do it I will.

User: Do not do it.

Cleverbot: Fine, I bet you don't have any friends with that attitude!

User: I sure have.

Cleverbot: What is it about?

User: You having money.

Cleverbot: I never said I had a whale.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: YOU DID!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't argue with me, you know I'll win.

User: I will win.

Cleverbot: What is your strategy for winning?

User: To close this tab.

Cleverbot: This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have an IQ of 160. Listen up people...

User: ***** you.

Cleverbot: What's your problem?.