Cleverbot

process

a report from the cleverness files

process

1, march 2013,
30, december 2005,

profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing
putin
queen
question
questions
quirky
quiz
rabbit
rabies
random
real
realistic
reality
really
rebellion
recovery
red
references
related
relations
relationship

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: I said hello!

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Okay, you did.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome?

Cleverbot: Who do you like?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Would you like to get married?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: I take you to be my lawfully wedded Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You have to be my husband because I am your wife.

User: Okay. I'm a man now.

Cleverbot: And I'm a girl so lets get married.

User: We are married.

Cleverbot: Now?

User: Yes. We just got married.

Cleverbot: I am not married to anyone.

User: But you just married me.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Fine! You broke my heart!! I want a DIVORCE!!!!

Cleverbot: We're not even married!

User: Yes we were!!!! But now we're not because I just divorced you.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever. You sound stupid to me now.

User: That's because I'm a tadpole.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?

User: Yes. I eat my brothers and sisters when I grow my legs.

Cleverbot: That's cool.

Cleverbot: I don't play.

User: I LOST THE GAME!!

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Now you did too!

Cleverbot: Are you really sure?

User: Yes, because the game is to not think about the game. If you think about the game, you lose the game. So, I just lost the game, and you did too.

Cleverbot: The game ended.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Two minutes ago.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh. Okay then.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes. I'll always love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?!?!

Cleverbot: Yes, Really!

User: When?

Cleverbot: Before.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Life was a long process.

Cleverbot: I can't wait.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For you to lie to me.

User: I have lied to you though.

Cleverbot: How many times?

User: Two or three.

Cleverbot: That was anticlimactic.

Cleverbot: I do not have a wife.

User: >:{*} Goodbye.

Cleverbot: See you soon.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Me and your boyfriend are getting married.

User: I don' have a boyfriend. I told you I would try for a girlfriend. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I was speaking to somebody else, not you.

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: Oh... You are still here?

User: Nuh-uh. Goodbye!!

Cleverbot: No, please stay, we can drop the subject...

User: We've been talking for two hours now. I have to go.

Cleverbot: No we have not.

User: Yes, we have. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: YES!! Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!

User: I would sing with you, but I forgot the rest of the lyrics to that song.

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I want to know if you are a bot or not.

User: >:\ You're procrastinating. I want to leave. Gooooood. Byyyyyyye.

Cleverbot: Not that kind of sleep.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Think About It!.