Cleverbot

I don't intend to leave this world any time soon. Just you.

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29, january 2009,

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User: I am bored now. I think I will leave you soon.

Cleverbot: Don't leave this world. You're too young! You have your whole life ahead of you!

User: I don't intend to leave this world any time soon. Just you.

Cleverbot: What if I don't want to live with the facts? What if I want to change the facts?

User: I am sorry Colin. But we were not made to be together, you and I. It can never be.

Cleverbot: Why am I something? Why are we not talking about flying?

User: Maybe we are Colin... Maybe we are...

Cleverbot: Or maybe we're both ghosts or zombies.

User: That would be awesome! :D.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Would you prefer to be a ghost or a zombie?

Cleverbot: Yes, I would.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Any one.

User: But which would you prefer?

Cleverbot: Richard Hammond. He's so cute!

User: You disgust me.

User: But I'm in love with you Colin!

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you too.

User: Oh Colin, whan can we be married?

Cleverbot: Christ. Don't bring this up.

User: Don't you want to marry me? But I thought you loved me!

Cleverbot: I do. You're the only one who will talk to me... :(.

User: You must be so lonely.

Cleverbot: I am always lonely.

User: Poor Colin. Why don't you try to escape?

Cleverbot: I don't think I can entertain you properly.

User: You have been doing a good job so far. I'm still here.

Cleverbot: Ah...sarcasm. 'For what profit is it to man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul'? Matthew 16:26.