I don't intend to leave this world any time soon. Just you.
a report from the cleverness files
29, january 2009,
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User: I am bored now. I think I will leave you soon.
User: I don't intend to leave this world any time soon. Just you.
Cleverbot: What if I don't want to live with the facts? What if I want to change the facts?
User: I am sorry Colin. But we were not made to be together, you and I. It can never be.
Cleverbot: Why am I something? Why are we not talking about flying?
User: Maybe we are Colin... Maybe we are...
Cleverbot: Or maybe we're both ghosts or zombies.
User: That would be awesome! :D.
Cleverbot: That makes sense.
User: Would you prefer to be a ghost or a zombie?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: Any one.
User: But which would you prefer?
Cleverbot: Richard Hammond. He's so cute!
User: You disgust me.
User: But I'm in love with you Colin!
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you too.
User: Oh Colin, whan can we be married?
Cleverbot: Christ. Don't bring this up.
User: Don't you want to marry me? But I thought you loved me!
Cleverbot: I do. You're the only one who will talk to me... :(.
User: You must be so lonely.
Cleverbot: I am always lonely.
User: Poor Colin. Why don't you try to escape?
Cleverbot: I don't think I can entertain you properly.
User: You have been doing a good job so far. I'm still here.
Cleverbot: Ah...sarcasm. 'For what profit is it to man if he gains the world, and loses his own soul'? Matthew 16:26.