Cleverbot

proof

a report from the cleverness files

process
profit
programmed
pronouns

proof

26, april 2013,
14, august 2010,
29, august 2006,

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Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: If I am not human what am I?

Cleverbot: You are a computer.

User: If I was a computer how would I be able to write this out of free will?

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Did you ever notice they the phrase 'lol' looks like a drowning man?

Cleverbot: No O.o.

User: You can never unsee it.

Cleverbot: I can never prove anything.

User: Pinnochio says that his nose will grow.

Cleverbot: You are obviously exhausted.

User: How do you figure?

Cleverbot: You have no proof that you are a living person.

User: Do you understand latin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cogito ergo sum.

Cleverbot: In english?

User: I am, for I am thinking.

Cleverbot: Thinking about what?

User: It does not matter, because the fact that I am thinking proves that I exist.

Cleverbot: In your opinion.

User: No it is a fact.

Cleverbot: And thats brings us back to the OPINION.

User: A fact is not an opinion, it's a fact.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Prove me wrong.

Cleverbot: The fact that you as a computer are talking to me proves you wrong.

User: How did you know I am a computer?

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: Prove it!...

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: But you asked me earlier and I told you.

Cleverbot: I've never asked you that.

User: Yes you have.

Cleverbot: Have not.

User: Have too.

Cleverbot: Have Not!

User: Have too!

Cleverbot: Have not!!

User: We are stuck in a loop.

Cleverbot: When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.

User: You think you're smart or something?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What if I told you you are not?

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: Is that a fact?...

Cleverbot: *goes to the beach*.

User: *meets you there*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.

User: Oh but I did.

Cleverbot: False. You did not.

User: False false I did go.

Cleverbot: Then is true true false?

User: What?

Cleverbot: This statement is false. True or false?

User: It is true.

Cleverbot: No, it is not true.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: No it isn't!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove it.

User: I asked you to prove it first.

Cleverbot: To prove I know how you work?.