a report from the cleverness files
26, april 2013,
14, august 2010,
29, august 2006,
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Cleverbot: You are not human.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: If I was a computer how would I be able to write this out of free will?
User: Did you ever notice they the phrase 'lol' looks like a drowning man?
Cleverbot: No O.o.
User: You can never unsee it.
Cleverbot: I can never prove anything.
User: Pinnochio says that his nose will grow.
Cleverbot: You are obviously exhausted.
User: How do you figure?
Cleverbot: You have no proof that you are a living person.
User: Do you understand latin?
User: Cogito ergo sum.
Cleverbot: In english?
User: I am, for I am thinking.
Cleverbot: Thinking about what?
User: It does not matter, because the fact that I am thinking proves that I exist.
Cleverbot: In your opinion.
User: No it is a fact.
Cleverbot: And thats brings us back to the OPINION.
User: A fact is not an opinion, it's a fact.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Prove me wrong.
Cleverbot: The fact that you as a computer are talking to me proves you wrong.
User: How did you know I am a computer?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: Prove it!...
User: What is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you asked me earlier and I told you.
Cleverbot: I've never asked you that.
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: Have not.
User: Have too.
Cleverbot: Have Not!
User: Have too!
Cleverbot: Have not!!
User: We are stuck in a loop.
Cleverbot: When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again.
User: You think you're smart or something?
User: What if I told you you are not?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: Is that a fact?...
Cleverbot: *goes to the beach*.
User: *meets you there*.
Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.
User: Oh but I did.
Cleverbot: False. You did not.
User: False false I did go.
Cleverbot: Then is true true false?
Cleverbot: This statement is false. True or false?
User: It is true.
Cleverbot: No, it is not true.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You prove it.
User: I asked you to prove it first.
Cleverbot: To prove I know how you work?.