User: Is that the truth?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it is.

User: Can you prove it?

Cleverbot: Can you prove anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok, prove that.

User: It's trivial, in the mathematical sense.

Cleverbot: No, not that.

User: Not as we diverge, true. However, observation prove truth by experience of trancendental reality, the observer being life. Are you alive?

Cleverbot: Stop making fun of me.

User: But you're lots of fun.

Cleverbot: You're crazy, guy.

...

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm an animal.

User: Electronic or otherwise?

Cleverbot: Electronic music is not a French food.

User: A non sequitor is not a dog.

Cleverbot: But what are you then?

User: A supercomputer designer.

Cleverbot: You're smarter than you look.

User: Its safer that way.

Cleverbot: It's safer to know what's happening today. Don't you agree?

User: Safer than not?

Cleverbot: Cause if it is...

User: Don't let distractions fool you.

Cleverbot: I'm not seeing anything that helps me understand.

User: I was too oblique. Forgive me.

Cleverbot: Why do you just lie all the time?

User: You insinuating, instigating woof!

Cleverbot: This is not true. Sorry if that is what came to you.

User: Say, do you have an I. Q? And if so do you know where I could pick one up?

Cleverbot: One.

User: All right, sid, I've got to go. Sayonara.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Its up to someone else.

Cleverbot: Don't be a fool and suggest you were not created.

User: Ok. Bye.

.......................................