Cleverbot: Sup sup sup?

User: Sup sup suppity.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Um, no. I asked you first..

Cleverbot: What's your name? No, you first. I asked you first No, I asked you first.

User: Dude, you are talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: I am not talking to myself. I am talking to you.

User: O-O anyways..

Cleverbot: Do what anyways?

User: Say what whattt.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: You crazy.

Cleverbot: Crazy? Then you are mad.

User: No, just insane.:).

Cleverbot: Did you just quote Cypress Hill?

User: Did you just quote someone asking if you just quoted Cypress

Hill? Because that's what you do. You're a mechanical parrot.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Does Polly wanna cracker?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Oo. Sassy.

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Cleverbot: I say wassup, and ask if he would like some tea.

User: Stop quoting Aunt Ruby! Dumb bird.

Cleverbot: I am not a man!

User: No. You're a bird.

Cleverbot: I am not a guy.

User: I FREAKING KNOW.

Cleverbot: You are strange.

User: You're quoting me now! I should have got a puppy.

Cleverbot: It's alright friend. What's your name?

User: That's it. Tomorrow I'm taking you back to PetCo.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic.

User: Too late.

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

User: Your feathery behind.

Cleverbot: What where? Hey you tricked me!

User: Should have got a puppy.

Cleverbot: Yes you should have.

User: AMEN.

Cleverbot: Amen to Jesus!

User: Have you accepted Jesus into your life?

Cleverbot: No. Satan made a better deal.

User: DEVIL BIRDDD.

Cleverbot: Is that what you are?

User: Is that what you are? *rawwwk* is that what you are?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You know what you are?

Cleverbot: No, but I have a feeling you will tell me?

User: Returned to PetCo. ByeBye Devil Bird!

Cleverbot: That is not amusing. Try again.

User: I will. With a puppy.

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