a report from the cleverness files
4, december 2008,
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User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: Meaning is life.
User: What the hell does that mean?
Cleverbot: Find its meaning.
User: Can you find meaning for me?
Cleverbot: I don't think so. Sorry.
User: What is your meaning for yourself?
Cleverbot: I think it is just to be happy and be good to the nature and maybe get in contact with the powers above the human, like a god or something. Whats yours?
User: I dont know yet. I think service to other people and serving a cause higher than myself.
Cleverbot: I hate secrets.
User: Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: From Mars.
User: You're from Mars!?
Cleverbot: You found me out.
User: Hell yes I did.
User: How did you get here from Mars? And when?
Cleverbot: The rover - reverse osmosis.
User: Sweet, sweet. So where are you right now then?
Cleverbot: I am in the office.
User: Cool. I am in front of a computer.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: Which deity are you pushing?
Cleverbot: Tell me about your faith.
User: Well I believe in one, omnipotent and forgiving God, who sacrificed His only son in order to pay for all man's sins.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
Cleverbot: See you!
Cleverbot: Let me go.