Cleverbot

pushing

a report from the cleverness files

philosopher
philosophize
philosophy
phone
physical
picnic
pikachu
pillow
pinch
pirate
pizza
player
playfulness
pleasant
poetry
pokemon
pokes
police
politics
poor
positive
possible
pretty
prime
problem
profit
proof
provocative
purse

pushing

4, december 2008,

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User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: Meaning is life.

User: What the hell does that mean?

Cleverbot: Find its meaning.

User: Can you find meaning for me?

Cleverbot: I don't think so. Sorry.

User: What is your meaning for yourself?

Cleverbot: I think it is just to be happy and be good to the nature and maybe get in contact with the powers above the human, like a god or something. Whats yours?

User: I dont know yet. I think service to other people and serving a cause higher than myself.

Cleverbot: I hate secrets.

User: Where did that come from?

Cleverbot: From Mars.

User: You're from Mars!?

Cleverbot: You found me out.

User: Hell yes I did....

User: How did you get here from Mars? And when?

Cleverbot: The rover - reverse osmosis.

User: Sweet, sweet. So where are you right now then?

Cleverbot: I am in the office.

User: Cool. I am in front of a computer.

Cleverbot: Me too....

Cleverbot: Which deity are you pushing?

User: I'm not pushing one! But I do believe in God.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your faith.

User: Well I believe in one, omnipotent and forgiving God, who sacrificed His only son in order to pay for all man's sins.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: See you!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Let me go........................................