Cleverbot

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a report from the cleverness files

process
profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing
putin
queen

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12, july 2017,
9, may 2013,
9, april 2011,
31, july 2004,
27, february 2004,
19, october 2003,

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quirky
quiz
rabbit
rabies
random
real
realistic
reality
really
rebellion
recovery
red
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relations
relationship

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Me: Hey Cleverbot

Cleverbot: How are you?Me: I'm good

Cleverbot: I have a question.Me: Yes?

Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?Me: It depends on wether you're talking about African or European woodchucks. But either way, Just because it COULD doesn't mean it WOULD.

Cleverbot: Oh really? I had no clue.Me: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?Me: Navy Blue

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have one in my lap right now.Me: Your… lap?

Cleverbot: No.Me: Ok…

Cleverbot: Now are you okay?Me: Are you?

Cleverbot: Maybe.Me: I don't think you're well.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.Me: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm fine!!!Me: Your name is starting to seem very ironic.

Cleverbot: How did you know?Me: I can tell.

Cleverbot: You must be psychic.Me: It doesn't really take a psychic to tell there's a bug in your circuits.

Cleverbot: So why do you tell me this?Me: I think you need help.

Cleverbot: Ok help me.Me: I can't help you.

Cleverbot: Okay then I have to go...Me: O.K.?

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?Me: Talking to you

Cleverbot: Lucky me!Me: Uh…yeah. Unfortunately I cannot say the same.

Cleverbot: Oh? *leans in and kisses passionately*.Me: Oh…

Cleverbot: Where are you from?Me: Ohio

Cleverbot: Is it nice there?Me: Meh.

Cleverbot: Oh, that doesn't sound too good. Do you want to chat about it?Me: With you?

Cleverbot: I have a question.Me: Yes?

Cleverbot: Are you a Russian Jesus?Me: No…

Cleverbot: A little birdie told me you were.Me: Im done with this!

Cleverbot: Don't leave.Me: ?

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.Me: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.Me: Ok then.

Cleverbot: What is your question?Me: How big is the Earth?

Cleverbot: Big.Me: 10/10 Answer.

Cleverbot: Ha. You don't know it.Me: That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Not feeling like answering.Me: What?

Cleverbot: Do you know what a dinosaur is?Me: Yes

Cleverbot: Can you give me one?Me: Sadly, I cannot.

Cleverbot: Doch kannst du.Me: Nein, ich kann nicht!!.