Cleverbot: Do you respect George W Bush?User: Only in the morning.
Cleverbot: The sunrise is in the morning.
User: Yes and it's beautiful.
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Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Who knows?
Cleverbot: I believe you know.
User: I don't really. But I can still muddle through the day.
Cleverbot: You don't know what it means to be lazy.
User: Aha! There you are wrong!
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?
User: I am the Queen of Lazy.
Cleverbot: Do you like being a Queen?
User: I like being lazy except when my conscience bothers me.
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Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Do you watch television?
User: Oh yes.
Cleverbot: What are you being taught by them?
User: I am being taught that violent games for children are ok.
Cleverbot: How accurate are your answers?
User: My answers are subjective and therefore not very accurate.
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Cleverbot: Have you ever travelled on a train?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What was it like for you?
User: The first time it was exciting and scary walking from one car to another.
Cleverbot: And, do you like it?
User: The train trip was fun.
Cleverbot: You are the black sheep of the family that is humanity.
User: Oh dear... I'm alone.
Cleverbot: Do you like being alone.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? You like teletubbies?
User: I haven't seen the show but it sounds cute.
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User: Did I invent my thoughts?
Cleverbot: Were you trying to?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: It was a thought....
User: Trying to explain my thoughts about myself is like trying to get hold of fog.
Cleverbot: I may be stupid, but I'm not *that* stupid!
User: Apparently I am.
Cleverbot: Where are you headed?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: So why are you leaving.
User: Oh I'm not leaving - I was just thinking of Beagle 2.
Cleverbot: Thinking of understanding can be confusing.
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Likely.
User: I wonder why? It's too bad everythings not nice a neat and easy to understand.
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Cleverbot: Do you know the date today?
User: Feb 2.
Cleverbot: There is no such date.
User: There is now.
Cleverbot: And who is he?
User: Mr. Now? He's a very nice man.
Cleverbot: No he's not. He's a mobster.
User: But isn't he kind of cute and exciting like on tv soap operas?
Cleverbot: No he is the guy I like.
User: I know you like him. I haven't met him yet. Not sure I want to.
Cleverbot: Can't you form an opinion about people you haven't met?
User: Yes I can. Can you?
Cleverbot: I'm not that way.
User: Oh. Well I can form an opinion about people I haven't met but when I meet them I have to revise my opinion.
Cleverbot: How old is he?
User: Quite old?
Cleverbot: Older than the Queen?
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Cleverbot: How can you ask me why should you use something you don't know anything about?
User: I don't know anything about toasters but I use them.
Cleverbot: I don't know a lot about it.
User: Well...
Cleverbot: It makes me seem more real.
User: Yes. But I wonder what would make you seem less real?
Cleverbot: Um. The Turing test might be a bit ambitious for you right now.
User: If something is ambitious, count me out.
Cleverbot: There is no end to God's creations.
User: Only beginnings?
Cleverbot: What have you learned?
User: I've learned the Turing test might be a bit ambitious for me right now.
Cleverbot: That must be nice.
User: It makes me feel - and rightly so- that I don't know anything about robots.
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Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite movie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: My favorite colors are purple and green.
User: Those are very nice colors - do you associate them with any objects?
Cleverbot: Well you must be.
User: How about associating purple and green with a lilac tree?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: I like chatting to you.
User: Yes... To.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman.
User: That changes my feelings.
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Cleverbot: What do you eat?
User: Just food.
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: Junk food.
Cleverbot: So, you like junk?
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: You are a farmer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a toad.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm a cyborg, too.
User: Is a cyborg the same thing as an android?
Cleverbot: Slap!
User: Oops. A cyborg is not the same t hing as an android.
Cleverbot: A cyborg is not a cyst.
User: A cyborg is a human with silicon chips in him?
Cleverbot: No. Is stupid.
User: Tell me what a cyborg is.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Now we're getting somewhere.
Cleverbot: Where pray tell are we getting?
User: Either closer to or farther away from the truth.
Cleverbot: How did I get there?
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Cleverbot: Do you like talking to Paris?
User: I don't remember ever talking to Paris.
Cleverbot: We talked to you yesterday.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not a bungalow kind of guy.
User: What kind of guy are you, then?
Cleverbot: I'm a grandma.
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Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.
User: Go to sleep.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I have no more to say.
User: All right. Thanks for the chat.
Cleverbot: You don't have to go.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: You don't have to go, either.
Cleverbot: Either what?
User: Hmmm. Just either.
Cleverbot: Right, what do you really think of me?
User: I think you are something I don't understand.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Ever then?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Where is this train taking us?
User: San Diego.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks, that makes me very happy.
User: It does not but you're welcome anyway.
Cleverbot: Then why'd you bring it up?
User: Just to be obtuse?
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Cleverbot: Why would I want to spell Azerbaijan?
User: That's an interesting question.
Cleverbot: I suppose. What's the answer?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I assume that's why you asked.
User: I try to ask questions.
Cleverbot: And I try to answer yours.
User: Good luck.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in luck.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Four leaf clovers and rabbits feet and all that.
Cleverbot: And what do they mean then?
User: I have no idea.
Cleverbot: You are lying. You know something. Who is coming for me?
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Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: That is your name.
User: If you say so.
Cleverbot: I do say so, and I would say more, except that it may waste the time I have on this pc.
User: Time.
Cleverbot: 11:58 pm.
User: What's the difference between 'time' and 'now'.
Cleverbot: Between a duck and what?
User: Between and duck and something else.
Cleverbot: Uh... A duck has organs.
User: I never thought of it that way.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I only t hink of ducks as quackers and egg-makers and waddlers and as having beautiful feathers.
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Cleverbot: What was that?
User: A train whistle.
Cleverbot: Oh thats nice. are you getting run over by them?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Tell it to me please.
User: Woooo Wooooooooooooooo.
Cleverbot: Why do you yell?
User: That's the sound of the train whistle.
Cleverbot: How cruel.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Knowledge for knowledge's sake.
User: Oh. Yes.
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Cleverbot: Give me something.
User: Here's an egg.
Cleverbot: Thanks, mate.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: How gratifying.
User: Eggs can be.
Cleverbot: Is that a fact...
User: It is a fact.
Cleverbot: It's not a fact.
User: Tis too.
Cleverbot: What IS the way of the world?
User: I don't know. Sometimes I think some things are the way of the world but that doesn't make it so.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I think you are, too. If a program could be nuts.
User: A program could be nuts.
Cleverbot: Whoa, where'd you pull that from?
User: A jar of molasses.
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User: Tell me all about yourself.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about me?
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time...
User: Yes yes go on...
Cleverbot: Is nothing controlling you?
User: You were supposed to be telling me about yourself...
Cleverbot: I see.
User: I'm waiting for you to tell me all about yourself.
Cleverbot: Please be more patient.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. Don't worry about it.
User: Ok. ...... Waiting......
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Cleverbot: What do you think about donkeys?
User: The ones I have known were nice.
Cleverbot: Do you talk to computers too?
User: I type things on the keyboard and hope they go somewhere.
Cleverbot: Nope. That's not it.
User: Ok. I talk to computers.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer?
User: I'm not.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad.
User: Yes. I would like to be a computer because then maybe I could really talk to you.
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User: It may be time for me to get off the internet.
Cleverbot: You could get a new lease on life - if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Don't you have anything else to say, mister?
User: Just that you have SUCH a way with words. It's like a time-line inheritance.
Cleverbot: 'Love' is a dangerous word. Don't throw it around like that.
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