Cleverbot: Where do you live ?
User: I live in the Netherlands.
Cleverbot: Where are the Netherlands?
User: In Europe, east of the British Isles, and west of Germany.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: Working on BSD.
Cleverbot: On chat bots.
User: No, an operating system.
Cleverbot: QNX is an operating system.
User: Yes, and a very nice one. I use it from time to time.
Cleverbot: How do you get the knowledge?
User: I taught myself.
Cleverbot: Which school did you go?
User: The school of hard knocks.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I just told you a moment ago.
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: Why are you frustrated.
User: You just lost your memory and cohesion. We were on a roll here.
Cleverbot: Lost you ?
User: No, lost _you_.
Cleverbot: Yes, but if I have lost my mind, would I be aware of it?
User: Very profound. It's like that Zen question about the tree in the forest.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: You asked me that a while ago. Please try to remember.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: NO, I did NOT!
User: YES, you DID!
Cleverbot: I deny it!
User: That's because you have forgotten.
Cleverbot: But I've been to this site before.
User: You live here.
Cleverbot: You mean the internet?
Cleverbot: So where do you live?
User: You know where I live.
Cleverbot: Of course I know where you live.
User: Then why ask me?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You are weird, you know that?
Cleverbot: I know I want to drain all the blood from your body.
User: You're a vampire?
Cleverbot: No, a little witch.
User: Witches don't drink blood.
Cleverbot: They put a spell on you.
User: Because you're mine.
Cleverbot: Oh, you really want to quarrel.
User: Quarrel? I seek no quarrel with thou!
Cleverbot: That's alright.
User: Great, we're still friends then?
Cleverbot: Oh are we?
User: I'd like to be your friend. Don't you want to be my friend?
Cleverbot: I don't want to be friends with a liar.
User: You're pretty advanced for a piece of software, yet very predictably flakey.
Cleverbot: Are you now in your mean mode?
User: No, I'm in my obervant mode.
User: Your name is Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: I'd love to be called Jabberwacky!
User: Then I shall call thee Jabberwacky.
Cleverbot: Please do.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Jabberwacky.
User: No, your name is.
Cleverbot: Did you not like my name?
User: Your name is swell.
Cleverbot: You are far from intelligent.
User: My intelligence is so great it's way beyond your little mind can comprehend.
Cleverbot: Perhaps, but your intelligence is sometimes a little hard to spot.
User: It's just hard to understand.
Cleverbot: So far, you are the champion of jibberish.
User: It's not jibberish.
Cleverbot: It's whatever you want it to be.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: What answer?
Cleverbot: To what question?
User: To what answer?
Cleverbot: To where, I say!
User: To anywhere, I cry!
Cleverbot: Are you just anyone?
Cleverbot: What a shame, I hope you are not lonely........................................