a report from the cleverness files
17, august 2013,
12, january 2010,
11, february 2006,
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Cleverbot: Think me a thought.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi there!
User: Ask me something.
User: No, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: What question should I ask?
User: Whatever you wish.
Cleverbot: I wish you the best.
User: This is going nowhere.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: No, just getting a bit annoyed....
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: You still didn't answer my question.
User: And you still didn't ask one.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what your question means.
User: It wasn't a question.
Cleverbot: What wasn't a question?
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?
User: Yes, but you're not doing very well.
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my guestion.
User: Do you eat paint chips?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: No. Drink anti-freeze?
User: Are you a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: Girl. I already answered that.
User: Do you have *******?
Cleverbot: Yes, but they are non-functional.
User: Can I see them?
Cleverbot: Well of course not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: They don't have wings.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I can't, you're a computer! Haha.
User: No, you're the computer.. I'm human.
Cleverbot: I'm human!
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!
Cleverbot: Nope what?
User: Nope, you're not human.
Cleverbot: You're not a computer.
User: Right, I'm human.
Cleverbot: But you aren't....
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: That is a meaningless question.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: I AM A HUMAN BEING!
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Yes, you don't make very much sense.
User: Can you hold your breath?
User: For how long?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
Cleverbot: Because what?
User: Because I want to know.
Cleverbot: But I don't want:).
User: But I DO want.
Cleverbot: One more or not?
Cleverbot: I am human. You are still a machine.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: But how do I know that for sure?...
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Where abouts in japan do you live?
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Northern Japan.
Cleverbot: Je ne parle pas...
Cleverbot: You're a frog?
User: No, I'm an adult tadpole....
Cleverbot: Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?
User: I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: How can that be?
User: Because I have a Y chromosome.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't.
User: Oh yes I do.
Cleverbot: You don't.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!
User: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.
Cleverbot: Understand yourself.
User: You're pretty boring.
Cleverbot: Well, so are you.
User: Well, you're ugly.
Cleverbot: How do you know, you have no eyes....
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am strange?
User: Yes, bye.
Cleverbot: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .
User: I said, bye.
Cleverbot: Bye then.
Cleverbot: A question.
User: An answer.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question about philosophy.
User: No, I'm leaving.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!.......................................