a report from the cleverness files



17, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
12, january 2010,
11, february 2006,
17, june 2004,
22, may 2004,
5, may 2004,
2, april 2004,
3, february 2004,
13, january 2004,
3, december 2003,
27, october 2003,


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Cleverbot: Think me a thought.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi there!

User: Ask me something.

Cleverbot: Something?

User: No, ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What question should I ask?

User: Whatever you wish.

Cleverbot: I wish you the best.

User: This is going nowhere.

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: No, just getting a bit annoyed....

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: You didn't ask a question.

Cleverbot: You still didn't answer my question.

User: And you still didn't ask one.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what your question means.

User: It wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: What wasn't a question?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?

User: Yes, but you're not doing very well.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my guestion.

User: Do you eat paint chips?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: No. Drink anti-freeze?

Cleverbot: *freezes*.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: Girl. I already answered that.

User: Do you have *******?

Cleverbot: Yes, but they are non-functional.

User: Can I see them?

Cleverbot: Well of course not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: They don't have wings.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't, you're a computer! Haha.

User: No, you're the computer.. I'm human.

Cleverbot: I'm human!

User: No you're not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope what?

User: Nope, you're not human.

Cleverbot: You're not a computer.

User: Right, I'm human.

Cleverbot: But you aren't....

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: That is a meaningless question.

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: RIGHT!

User: WRONG!

Cleverbot: RIGHT!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I AM A HUMAN BEING!

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: Life.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: Huh?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Yes, you don't make very much sense.

User: Can you hold your breath?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: For how long?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because what?

User: Because I want to know.

Cleverbot: But I don't want:).

User: But I DO want.

Cleverbot: One more or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am human. You are still a machine.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: But how do I know that for sure?...

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Japan.

Cleverbot: Where abouts in japan do you live?

User: Misawa.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Northern Japan.

Cleverbot: Ok!?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Je ne parle pas...

User: Francais.

Cleverbot: You're a frog?

User: No, I'm an adult tadpole....

Cleverbot: Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.

User: So ask me something interesting then.

Cleverbot: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: How can that be?

User: Because I have a Y chromosome.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't.

User: Oh yes I do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!

User: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.

Cleverbot: Understand yourself.

User: You're pretty boring.

Cleverbot: Well, so are you.

User: Well, you're ugly.

Cleverbot: How do you know, you have no eyes....

Cleverbot: Answer my question.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?

User: 7.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Absolutely....

Cleverbot: Do you think that I am strange?

User: Yes, bye.

Cleverbot: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .

User: I said, bye.

Cleverbot: Bye then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: A question.

User: An answer.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question about philosophy.

User: No, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!.......................................