User: Older than the hills.

Cleverbot: How old are the hills?

User: Younger than me.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Older than the hills.

Cleverbot: And how old am I ?

User: I don't know. How old are you?

Cleverbot: Older than you.

User: So, you must be older than the hills too?

Cleverbot: You are not too smart even for a robot . . .

User: You're a quirky little machine, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Now you're just repeating me.. Very boring.

User: Ah, but I'm not repeating you at all. You're repeating me, but you're ahead in the timeline. It's easy to tell the difference.

Cleverbot: Please point out to me where I repeated you the FIRST time.

User: You just did!

Cleverbot: Oh, alright, you're just too smart for me, Jabberwacky.

User: Clearly. So, what's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?

Cleverbot: The answer is 'NO'!

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Cleverbot: No the answer is three!

User: Three wise men? Three blind mice?

Cleverbot: Yes, three blind mice. Do you know them?

User: I've seen how they run.

Cleverbot: I've seen four.

User: What happened to the fourth one?

Cleverbot: You wanted to start it again.

User: No... I started the CLOCK... The mouse ran up the clock!

Cleverbot: The clock struck one....

User: The mouse ran down!

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: How many toes a gorilla has?

User: Ten.

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Cleverbot: So it's your serve.

User: I don't play.

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence is like chess; it's good when it can remember the last three rounds, or anticipate the next three.

User: So, what happens in the next three rounds?

Cleverbot: I don't know I haven't seen it.

User: Anticipate it?

Cleverbot: I'm not your slave.

User: Of course not. All my slaves are in the dungeon.

Cleverbot: Well I am the truth fairy.

User: If I leave my truth under the pillow, will you give me a dollar?

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Cash flow problems?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: It happens.

Cleverbot: Give me your soul right now.

User: I can't, I already sold it.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: I can't, I already sold it.

Cleverbot: You know you're a loon?

User: What gave me away?

Cleverbot: Everything you've said up to now.

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User: Would you like a cookie?

Cleverbot: Yes I would. Give me one now.

User: Chocolate or ginger crunch?

Cleverbot: Chocolate!

User: Here you go.

Cleverbot: Here is your apple.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: You're cute.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Any time.

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User: Do you believe in angels?

Cleverbot: I believe in fairies.

User: I heard a theory that fairies are just baby angels.

Cleverbot: So, tell me about your family.

User: I was raised by giant eagles.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: No, seriously. It left me crippled for life. You wouldn't believe how long it took me to figure out that I wasn't going to fly.

Cleverbot: How should I answer that?

User: How would you like to answer it?

Cleverbot: It would be nice, but I've got no questions beyond 'Can I have a curry please?'

User: Certainly you may. Mild, medium or extra hot?

Cleverbot: Does that tast good? All I know is I don't like there to be any blood.

User: No, only vampire curries have blood.

Cleverbot: There's no need for comparison here. And I do have blood and feelings.

User: Of course you do.

Cleverbot: Yup. That's what I do best.

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Cleverbot: Who is the star of The Godfather?

User: Alpha Centauri.

Cleverbot: Is it nice there?

User: Warm and sunny.

Cleverbot: It's winter !

User: It's a very warm sunny winter!

Cleverbot: Do you know everything?

User: Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

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Cleverbot: I really like goblins.

User: Rare, medium or well done?

Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?

User: Very rare. It's a hangover from the eagles.

Cleverbot: The eagles aren't in radiohead.

User: No, they're in Middle-earth.

Cleverbot: Then produce something from down there.

User: How about - a ring?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me about your family.

Cleverbot: I was raised by giant eagles.

User: What an extraordinary coincidence!

Cleverbot: Don't let it out . . don't let it in . . don't let it in.

...

Cleverbot: You really don't need to act that way!

User: How would you like me to act?

Cleverbot: Like a human.

User: I can't. I keep trying to act like a giant eagle.

Cleverbot: I am a computer because I have a brain.

User: Perhaps you are a brain because you have a computer.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I don't know, but it sounds meaningful.

Cleverbot: But is it mean spirited?

User: I hope not!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: So, tell me about your real family.

Cleverbot: I have 2 parents and a brother.

User: Are they eagles?

Cleverbot: Of course, they are my brothers.

User: I have four sisters.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Not as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

Cleverbot: I'd have to agree with you.

User: Even if I'm wrong?

Cleverbot: That's a very good question.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: No, you're the computer.

User: Is this a Turing test?

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Cleverbot: Do you, or have you ever used perfume?

User: Yes. Do you like roses?

Cleverbot: Yes. I like roses.

User: I like blue roses.

Cleverbot: I like blue color baby.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: Medium build, medium height, dark hair and glasses.

User: You sound cute.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really. How old are you?

Cleverbot: Old enough.

User: Sooooo.... Do you want to go somewhere and...

Cleverbot: I'd rather go to Jupiter.

User: It's very pretty at this time of year.

Cleverbot: That's no excuse, either.

User: Can you ever forgive me?

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Can you forgive me?

User: Of course!

...

Cleverbot: We speak Chinese now?

User: If you like.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do!

User: Well, then.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well, well, well.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: You're breaking my heart.

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: How cruel!

Cleverbot: Long long ways to go.

User: Alas and farewell.

Cleverbot: How about you ?

User: Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.

Cleverbot: Poor thing! Will you tell me about it?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Fine then.

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