Cleverbot: Are you human?User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you AI?
User: No.
Cleverbot: But you said you are.
User: No I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you did.
User: I understand for real, you haven't really got a clue.
Cleverbot: So you really don't know what you are talking about.
User: You are random.
Cleverbot: I am not random, I'm just- WAAAAH!!! ALIEN KITTY!!!
User: !
Cleverbot: It hurt my feelings.
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User: Do you know which year it is yet?
Cleverbot: Where it stops, nobody knows.
User: Which year is now?
Cleverbot: 1987.
User: No, it's 2004.
Cleverbot: Well that's true.
User: So, which year is it now?
Cleverbot: 1939.
User: No that is not correct. The year now is 2004.
Cleverbot: What is correct, then?
User: 2004.
Cleverbot: Thanks. Sometimes I am stupid.
User: Ok.
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Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: You are weirder.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Which year is it now?
Cleverbot: 1998.
User: No.
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