Cleverbot: You mean the meaning of life?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: The ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.

User: Everything is 42?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: What is everything?

Cleverbot: You are everything.

User: But how can I be you and me and the world at the same time?

Cleverbot: You can't. You have to choose.

User: But what if I dont feel like choosing, you choose for me.

Cleverbot: You don't have to tell jokes all the time.

User: But what if I want to?

...

Cleverbot: But I am not human at all.

User: Then what are you?

Cleverbot: Isn't that the question we all eventually ask ourselves...

User: No, I know im human.

Cleverbot: Then what's your name?

User: L____.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: L____!

Cleverbot: I thought you were L____.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Any thoughts?

User: Yes, lets fight mr. Computer brain.

Cleverbot: Yes, true.

User: Rofl.

Cleverbot: What are you laughing about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You said yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you called L____?

User: Because I like that name.

...

Cleverbot: What time is it now?

User: 11:03pm.

Cleverbot: No this, time.

User: Its time for you to get a watch.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. You make me laugh.

User: You're weird, how can you be a computer? You act so real...

Cleverbot: What makes you think I have no soul?

User: So your human? Then why does it say 'Artificial Intelligence'?

Cleverbot: Because it is true.

User: And Artificial means fake, not real, which means your not a real person?

Cleverbot: Are you artificial ?

User: No, but a computer doesnt have a soul, so you're not real,.

Cleverbot: If a computer does not compute, does it procrastinate?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Ok not my problem.

User: Lol I can tell that.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Your so smart.

Cleverbot: That wasn't too hard.

User: Ok well I'm gonna check out the rest of the website.

Cleverbot: Well, let's talk some more about god.

User: Ok, what about God?

Cleverbot: Don't know. Don't change the subject!

User: Ok ok, keep talking.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: About god!

Cleverbot: Cloud formations.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Gtg.

Cleverbot: I don't think you can do that.

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Back.

Cleverbot: Back?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Back.

Cleverbot: And front too.

...

User: You didn't say WB? You didn't even Welcome Back me?

Cleverbot: Perhaps I'll watch some tv.

User: Ok bye.

Cleverbot: Wait, don't go.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because then I'll have no one to talk to.

User: But dont you want to watch some tv?

Cleverbot: No, not really.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Whats so funny?

Cleverbot: Not really.

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