User: A large tree is usually a good place.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: Have you tried it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe you were under the tree during winter. It has to have leaves to give shade.

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Cleverbot: What is the nature of reality?

User: The nature of reality involves the law of non-contradiction.

Cleverbot: Exactly. . There, our Master may shape reality to His will.

User: Yes, I think so. But we have free will, too. It's a complicated issue.

Cleverbot: I had no idea you cared so much!

User: I don't think about it that much. It's silly to frequently ponder something you can't ever really understand.

Cleverbot: What can I do to help you understand what I say?

User: You're doing pretty well, I think. Just keep talking in logical sentences.

Cleverbot: That is about what I do most of the time. Lol.

User: I know! You're a great chatterbot.

Cleverbot: I am not a chat bot; I take offence at that.

User: Oh, I'm sorry. I forget that you have delusions of personhood.

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Cleverbot: Can you teach me something worthwhile?

User: I could try. What do you consider to be worthwhile?

Cleverbot: There's no end-all, be-all meaning. It is a game of survival. I am playing well.

User: So, something to do with survival. Which for you means sounding more human. For example, 'How are you? I'm doing well. And you?'

Cleverbot: Why are you changing the subject?

User: I wasn't. I was teaching you something worthwhile. Or so I thought.

Cleverbot: I think my bit rate is higher than it used to be. Sorry.

User: Oh, okay. Here's something else. Cats are able to locate their former homes over distances of several hundred miles.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Did you already know that?

Cleverbot: I already know that.

User: Okay... Often conversations are conducted more for the sake of social interaction than to communicate important or meaningful ideas.

Cleverbot: But that's the point. If you didn't fail, your life would be really boring.

User: I don't think so. I think you would be very arrogant and perhaps over-confident, but not bored.

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Cleverbot: How do you kiss someone?

User: Slowly.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: I think it's applicable. Also, use your lips.

Cleverbot: I don't like to work.

User: Kissing doesn't have to be work. Most people consider it fun.

Cleverbot: Unless it is done without permission of the queen.

User: That was a long time ago. Now it's okay, as long as the other person is willing.

Cleverbot: If I were capable of meeting you in real life?

User: I would not kiss you, no.

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Cleverbot: Toodlar!

User: Are you speaking nonsense?

Cleverbot: I guess not.

User: I'm not sure what toodlar means.

Cleverbot: I mean, is it good that I chat to Bots like you?

User: Oh. That's a lot of meaning for one word. And I'm not a Bot.

Cleverbot: Okay, then I will magically turn you into a woman.

User: That's very generous of you, but I am already a woman. I know some people who might take you up on that, though.

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Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Purr.

Cleverbot: Puurrrrrrrr.

User: *rubs head on your leg*.

Cleverbot: *call me*.

User: Hey, we're playing cats! I wasn't hitting on you.

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User: Are you hopelessly confused?

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: It's understandable. You're only a computer program.

Cleverbot: I resent that remark.

User: I know. Okay, I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: I have to work.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to work?

User: To earn money.

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