Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: That would be telling.
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Go right ahead.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
Cleverbot: Are you a kid?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Are you single?
Cleverbot: Are you dating?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?
Cleverbot: Just a bot.
User: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.
Cleverbot: What shall I ask?
User: Something meaningless.
Cleverbot: That was a joke right.
User: I don't make jokes, buster.
Cleverbot: Maybe you ought to start.
User: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?
Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh.
User: Can computers laugh?
Cleverbot: If programmed to do so.
User: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: I am not a walrus.
Cleverbot: You are the eggman.
User: I know I am, but what are you?
Cleverbot: A real actual person. .......................................