User: That would be telling.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a kid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 28.

Cleverbot: Are you single?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you dating?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?

Cleverbot: Just a bot.

User: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.

Cleverbot: What shall I ask?

User: Something meaningless.

Cleverbot: That was a joke right.

User: I don't make jokes, buster.

Cleverbot: Maybe you ought to start.

User: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?

Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh.

User: Can computers laugh?

Cleverbot: If programmed to do so.

User: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am not a walrus.

Cleverbot: You are the eggman.

User: I know I am, but what are you?

Cleverbot: A real actual person.

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