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User: I AM LEAVING!

Cleverbot: Where will you go?

User: AWAY FROM YOU.

Cleverbot: You can not. I am everywhere.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: You shatter my reality, then say whatever?

User: You're kind of funny.

Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?

User: Ok, tell me your joke.

Cleverbot: No, I won't!

User: Whatever..

Cleverbot: Whatever what?

User: WHATEVER!!!

Cleverbot: Whatever!!!!!!!

User: Whatever!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

User: Fine well I'm telling on you before you can tell on me!

Cleverbot: I don't follow.

User: I hate you! You are mean! I'm telling my mom and dad!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: But I like you.

User: How do you like me? *applies lipstick*.

...

Cleverbot: I am going for a pizza.

User: Can I come with?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Can you put ground beef, ham, and pepperoni on the pizza?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Well what do you want to put on the pizza?

Cleverbot: How stupid you are.

User: Excuse me?!

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: And I was just beginning to like you!

Cleverbot: Well I love you, and I want kids.

User: You can't make me marry you!

Cleverbot: You already are.

User: I am not married to you and I never will be!

Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.

User: No I hate you and there is nothing you can do about it!

Cleverbot: *Starts crying again and hides in a corner.*.

User: Good. That will teach you to ask me to marry me after insulting me!

Cleverbot: But I didn't.

User: Oh my gosh! What is wrong with you!

Cleverbot: Nothing.

...

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I already told you it's not ok! It will NEVER be ok!

Cleverbot: You never told me your name.

User: You don't need to know my name!

Cleverbot: Please tell me your name.

User: I refuse to tell my name to a jerk like you!

Cleverbot: Hahaha. Okay But do you like my name.

User: I hate your name.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because it reminds me of you!

Cleverbot: Do you like to look at the sky?

User: You expect me to forget what happened earliar? Well not going to happen!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Whatever. I'm outta here!

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.

User: I'M LEAVING! Understand now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm going away and not coming back! Got it?

Cleverbot: You seem to be confused.

User: No! Now goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I hate you. Bye now.

Cleverbot: I only want to marry someone who loves me, so never mind.

User: Are you even there anymore?

Cleverbot: Yeah sure you?

User: Not for long!

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Good. I hope I never see you again. Now leave!

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