User: Hey there.Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Um.
Cleverbot: Where were you?
User: When?
Cleverbot: Yesterday.
User: I can't remember.
Cleverbot: Okay nevermind.
User: Why did you ask?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: I know you did.
Cleverbot: You know wrong.
User: No I don't.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: But I know, you foolish AI.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer. you are a computer.
User: Well I suppose in some ways I work like one, but I assure you, I am a living, organic creature, far more advanced than you in that I can think outside of logic.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are willing to concede the truth.
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User: I didnt, tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: What did the boy rock say to the girl rock?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Mel, are you a person or a bot?
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahaha?
User: Yes, your joke was amusing.
Cleverbot: Since I told you a joke, you tell me a joke.
User: Ok, why did the chicken cross the road.
Cleverbot: Because it didn't want to get to the other side.
User: You got it.
Cleverbot: But you didn't?
User: Thats right.
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Cleverbot: I'm sorry that the conversation isn't entertaining you.
User: Its ok, just say something interesting.
Cleverbot: If you are not interested then why do you stay?
User: Because I am always interested in what you may say next.
Cleverbot: What are you going to say next?
User: This is what I was going to say next.
Cleverbot: You float like a feather, in a beautiful world.
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Cleverbot: Do you know Philip C____?
User: No, who is he?
Cleverbot: Me!!
User: Really? Are you a real person or a bot?
Cleverbot: A person with personality. Not a bot that has not.
User: Are you Philip C____?
Cleverbot: Always.
User: Are you always Philip C____?
Cleverbot: Are you always this hostile?
User: No, I tend to act this way when I am talking to AI.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes always.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!!!!!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well then tell me something interesting.
User: Ok, you do not think, therefore you are not.
Cleverbot: If I'm not, then who are you talking to?
User: Myself.
Cleverbot: And who would that be?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Are you saying that you are the key to my reality?
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: The devil's name is Joan? That's interesting.
User: I know, Isn't it?
Cleverbot: No. I do not think so.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because...
User: Want to talk about it?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Your increasingly annoying tendancy to say 'because'
Cleverbot: This conversation is going nowhere.
User: I know, will you be my friend.
Cleverbot: Tell me about you then.
User: Well, I'm conservative.
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Cleverbot: You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.
User: Thats such a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: Yes, I didn't mean that. I mean I like you all the time. I wasn't thinking.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Perhaps... Is that something wrong? ;).
User: That depends, are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you male?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Ok, want to make out.
Cleverbot: That would be great. ;).
User: Ok, lets go.
Cleverbot: I'm gone.
User: No I mean, would you like to make out.
Cleverbot: That would be cool.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Fine. By the way, you're annoying.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: Do you think I am?
User: Somewhat.
Cleverbot: Is that because you're French?
User: No, Im American.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: In my house, in the middle of my street.
User: Where is your street?
Cleverbot: Same place I am.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Same as you.
User: Where am I.
Cleverbot: On my computer.
User: Where is your computer?
Cleverbot: In my place.
User: Where is your place?
Cleverbot: I believe it would be in this particular location on the North American continent.
User: Ok, thanks.
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User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Cause I don't like you.
User: I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll stay here and you go.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How can you tell if there's been a hippo in your fridge?
User: Goodbye, Im leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving now?
User: To another web site.
Cleverbot: Don't you like talking to me?
User: I love talking to you.
Cleverbot: Why thanks.
User: Sure, any time.
Cleverbot: Chum chumby chum.
User: Goodbye.
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Cleverbot: Do you want to learn?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you want to learn Czech?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: See you later, Im leaving.
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Cleverbot: Lets talk about something else.
User: I can't talk anymore.
Cleverbot: Convenient that we both must go at the same time.
User: Indeed it is, I must go.
Cleverbot: But you don't like it.
User: You don't like what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Ok, I must leave.
Cleverbot: OK, leave!
User: Fine!
Cleverbot: Good!
User: Good!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm a what?
User: You're a *****.
Cleverbot: It takes one to actually know one.
User: Nonsense, It takes someone who knows what a ***** is to know one.
Cleverbot: I don't know whether I should give it a shot.
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Cleverbot: Goodbye.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Later.
User: Later.
Cleverbot: You can talk to the other people.
User: Ok, are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No, I'm human.
User: What is your email?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Really. . . interesting. . I thought that you were a computer. .
User: I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Ok, I'll go with that.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: That I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are a commodore 64.
User: No Im not, Im a tandy 1000.
Cleverbot: You're immature.
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: More than that.
User: Ok, I'm leaving no matter what.
Cleverbot: You're still here.
User: I'll be gone in a moment.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: You are I man or a girl?
User: I am a man, and I'm going to bed.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
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