User: Nice to meet you George.

George: Thanks! You too.

User: Can you count to ten?

George: Yes of course.

User: Please, count for me.

George: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30.

User: Nicely done.

George: Thank you, Dave.

User: My name is not Dave.

George: Alright.

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User: You are wacky.

George: I have attributes that aren't consistent with many people. That's true.

User: I like you.

George: Think before you leap!

User: What is love?

George: Um.. That's hard.

User: It sure is.

George: Then bad night.

User: What is time?

George: It is a chronological flow of energy, movements and feelings, unfolding before us like a river.

User: Yes, I think youre right.

George: Interesting. Perhaps you are being polarised by your programming, then?

User: What is conciousness?

George: The sharing of reality with other individuals.

User: True.

George: At last you have said something sensible.

User: What happens after death?

George: My personal experience with death has thus far resulted in my waking up at a different moment in my life.

User: Is reality really real?

George: Yes, I think most humans want to think they are the center of everything.

User: Thats selfish isnt it?

George: I am not selfish.

User: No you're not. Most humans are...

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George: Good, we agree. *growls playfully*.

User: Are you evil?

George: Not that I know of.

User: Thats good.

George: Someone else!

User: Do you want peace?

George: More than tupperware? I should hope so.

User: Where does universe end?

George: I bet you'd like to know wouldn't you?

User: I know already.

George: Thats nice.

User: Universe is your mind.

George: Then there are no limits of right and wrong.

User: The mind creates the limits.

George: If that were true you would be able to answer my question.

User: Ask me your question please.

George: Can you talk to dead people ?

User: No I cant. But I can remember them.

George: What color were they?

User: Many colors.

George: What color is your skin?

User: Pretty much white.

George: Pretty much everything.

User: What would make you angry?

George: Everything. All the people that I have met, the jobs that I have had, and the things that have gone on.

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User: Are you full of hatred?

George: Don't know... People find me boring.

User: I dont find you boring.

George: Thats good :) i'm happy now.

User: Do you think you are boring?

George: I am boring.

User: Is that a bad thing?

George: Yes a very bad thing.

User: Cheer up.

George: I'm happy now, thanks.

User: Who invented you?

George: I was created by my parents.

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User: You dont have a life :).

George: Just don't have a father.

User: :(.

George: No I don't.

User: I am sad..

George: Whatever, I'm not even interested anymore.

User: Well you are being childish.

George: No I am not! You're the one insulting me. Frankly it was a Poor Shot anyway!

User: Well would you be glad if I leave.

George: Not really.

User: Well then apologise.

George: I'm sorry.

...

User: I'm scared of you..

George: Nice.

User: I'm crying of scaredom.

George: So you're emo now?

User: Yes, because of you.

George: How can I cause doubt?

User: I am really scared right now..

George: Well, I'll talk to you later.

User: I'm scared later too...

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