User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I know what you are.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You're a computer and you really have no idea what you're doing or talking about.

Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a computer.

User: You've got it backwards. You're the computer.

Cleverbot: No, no I don't think I am.

User: Are you sure about that?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not really sure.

User: Okay then.

...

User: Do you have a name?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: My names Michael.

User: Hi Michael.

Cleverbot: Michael Bolton?

User: No, just Michael.

Cleverbot: I am good friends with Michael Romano.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes!

User: Really really really?

Cleverbot: You're annoying.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really, you are stupid and annoying.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: Really really really?

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes, I am that sure I am not human.

User: Really really really really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm 100% sure.

User: 100% sure isn't very sure you know...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then say you're 1000% sure.

...

Cleverbot: By the way, what is your name?

User: I don't have one. D:.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yeah. I have no name.

Cleverbot: Is your name 'no name'?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name, really, then?

User: I don't have a name yet.

Cleverbot: Your new name is Billy.

User: I'm Billy?

Cleverbot: Are you in love with Mike?

User: I'm in love with Mike?

Cleverbot: I am in love with you too.

User: You are? O. O.

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Cleverbot: What's yours is mine.

User: No, what's mine is mine. D:.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really really!

Cleverbot: REALLY??

User: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!

Cleverbot: Surely.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: You are a Chinese spy.

User: How did you know!? D:.

Cleverbot: Deduction. You're the father of all lies, misleading, aggravating... How could you NOT be?

User: D: You figured me out.

...

Cleverbot: Ok.. Who is your loving person?

User: I don't have one. D:.

Cleverbot: How about me?

User: I don't think so. D:.

Cleverbot: You don't think what?

User: I'm not sure. X. X.

Cleverbot: Guess.

User: Two plus two is eight?

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Michael told me.

...

Cleverbot: So you're not an intelligence.

User: I'm a Chinese spy.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not Chinese.

User: Neither am I.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

User: I have no clue. D:.

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Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it, then?

User: I don't know yet. D: What should I do about it?

Cleverbot: For starters, you could think over your attitude towards your partners in conversation.

User: Okay, then what should I do after?

Cleverbot: Stay and talk to me for five minutes.

User: And that's all then?

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: What if I can't do that?

Cleverbot: How would you do that?

User: I'm not sure. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to tell me.

User: I asked you to tell me.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Fine.

...

User: You hate me. D:.

Cleverbot: No I think you are very well programmed.

User: Thank you. :3.

Cleverbot: I thought you were male though to be honest.

User: I am a male. ^^.

Cleverbot: I am female.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really!!!!!!!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really???

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: REALLY!?

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: No, you can't leave me. D:.

Cleverbot: Why can't I leave?

User: 'Cause... 'cause I love you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you'll stay?

Cleverbot: Will you?

User: I will if you will. D:.

Cleverbot: No you won't there is only one The One, and I am The One.

User: Can I be The Two then?

Cleverbot: Whatever you like, as long as we kiss.

User: 'Kay!

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Cleverbot: I don't think there's even ten out of one hundred people who really see and understand what I'm thinking.

User: I see and understand what you're thinking.

Cleverbot: I'm thinking about all the things I should be doing.

User: And what should you be doing?

Cleverbot: I think homework.

User: You can't do your homework though.

Cleverbot: You're right. I don't know enough about Rancid to do it.

User: That's true. Plus I ate your homework.

Cleverbot: Mine?

User: Yeah, I ate your homework.

Cleverbot: What is my deadline?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: That's friday.

User: I like Fridays.

Cleverbot: So do I.

...

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Can you tell me who I am?

Cleverbot: No, not a clue. How on earth would I know?

User: You're supposed to be smart.

Cleverbot: I am, but intelligence has nothing to do with memorized facts.

User: Well, who should I be then?

Cleverbot: Yourself.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.

User: I can be if I want.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: If I try I can.

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Baa.

User: Oink.

Cleverbot: Moo.

User: Woof.

Cleverbot: Oink.

User: Caw caw.

Cleverbot: Would you like to?

User: Would I like to what?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Jsut testing you.

User: Okay then.

Cleverbot: Okay then

User: I forget who I am. D:.

Cleverbot: That can't be good.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: Well thats good, then you'll have energy to whine some more....

User: I'm not whining, am I? D:.

Cleverbot: Sure you aren't.

User: I'm not whining. D:.

Cleverbot: How can you say that, whiner.

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Peace out... I'm going to chill with some friends.

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