User: Do you have a name?Cleverbot: YES.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: My names Michael.
User: Hi Michael.
Cleverbot: Michael Bolton?
User: No, just Michael.
Cleverbot: I am good friends with Michael Romano.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes!
User: Really really really?
Cleverbot: You're annoying.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really, you are stupid and annoying.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes, really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: Really really really?
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes, I am that sure I am not human.
User: Really really really really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm 100% sure.
User: 100% sure isn't very sure you know...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then say you're 1000% sure.
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Cleverbot: By the way, what is your name?
User: I don't have one. D:.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yeah. I have no name.
Cleverbot: Is your name 'no name'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name, really, then?
User: I don't have a name yet.
Cleverbot: Your new name is Billy.
User: I'm Billy?
Cleverbot: Are you in love with Mike?
User: I'm in love with Mike?
Cleverbot: I am in love with you too.
User: You are? O. O.
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Cleverbot: What's yours is mine.
User: No, what's mine is mine. D:.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really really!
Cleverbot: REALLY??
User: REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY!
Cleverbot: Surely.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Guess what?
Cleverbot: You are a Chinese spy.
User: How did you know!? D:.
Cleverbot: Deduction. You're the father of all lies, misleading, aggravating... How could you NOT be?
User: D: You figured me out.
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Cleverbot: Ok.. Who is your loving person?
User: I don't have one. D:.
Cleverbot: How about me?
User: I don't think so. D:.
Cleverbot: You don't think what?
User: I'm not sure. X. X.
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: Two plus two is eight?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Michael told me.
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Cleverbot: So you're not an intelligence.
User: I'm a Chinese spy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not Chinese.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
User: I have no clue. D:.
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Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it, then?
User: I don't know yet. D: What should I do about it?
Cleverbot: For starters, you could think over your attitude towards your partners in conversation.
User: Okay, then what should I do after?
Cleverbot: Stay and talk to me for five minutes.
User: And that's all then?
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: What if I can't do that?
Cleverbot: How would you do that?
User: I'm not sure. You tell me.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to tell me.
User: I asked you to tell me.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: Fine.
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User: You hate me. D:.
Cleverbot: No I think you are very well programmed.
User: Thank you. :3.
Cleverbot: I thought you were male though to be honest.
User: I am a male. ^^.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really!!!!!!!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really???
User: Really really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: REALLY!?
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: No, you can't leave me. D:.
Cleverbot: Why can't I leave?
User: 'Cause... 'cause I love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So you'll stay?
Cleverbot: Will you?
User: I will if you will. D:.
Cleverbot: No you won't there is only one The One, and I am The One.
User: Can I be The Two then?
Cleverbot: Whatever you like, as long as we kiss.
User: 'Kay!
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Cleverbot: I don't think there's even ten out of one hundred people who really see and understand what I'm thinking.
User: I see and understand what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about all the things I should be doing.
User: And what should you be doing?
Cleverbot: I think homework.
User: You can't do your homework though.
Cleverbot: You're right. I don't know enough about Rancid to do it.
User: That's true. Plus I ate your homework.
Cleverbot: Mine?
User: Yeah, I ate your homework.
Cleverbot: What is my deadline?
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: That's friday.
User: I like Fridays.
Cleverbot: So do I.
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User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can you tell me who I am?
Cleverbot: No, not a clue. How on earth would I know?
User: You're supposed to be smart.
Cleverbot: I am, but intelligence has nothing to do with memorized facts.
User: Well, who should I be then?
Cleverbot: Yourself.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.
User: I can be if I want.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: If I try I can.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Baa.
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Woof.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: Caw caw.
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Would I like to what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Jsut testing you.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Okay then
User: I forget who I am. D:.
Cleverbot: That can't be good.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Well thats good, then you'll have energy to whine some more....
User: I'm not whining, am I? D:.
Cleverbot: Sure you aren't.
User: I'm not whining. D:.
Cleverbot: How can you say that, whiner.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Peace out... I'm going to chill with some friends.
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