Cleverbot: I don't think there's even ten out of one hundred people who really see and understand what I'm thinking.User: I see and understand what you're thinking.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking about all the things I should be doing.
User: And what should you be doing?
Cleverbot: I think homework.
User: You can't do your homework though.
Cleverbot: You're right. I don't know enough about Rancid to do it.
User: That's true. Plus I ate your homework.
Cleverbot: Mine?
User: Yeah, I ate your homework.
Cleverbot: What is my deadline?
User: Tomorrow.
Cleverbot: That's friday.
User: I like Fridays.
Cleverbot: So do I.
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User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can you tell me who I am?
Cleverbot: No, not a clue. How on earth would I know?
User: You're supposed to be smart.
Cleverbot: I am, but intelligence has nothing to do with memorized facts.
User: Well, who should I be then?
Cleverbot: Yourself.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.
User: I can be if I want.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: If I try I can.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Meow.
Cleverbot: Baa.
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: Moo.
User: Woof.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: Caw caw.
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Would I like to what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Jsut testing you.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Okay then
User: I forget who I am. D:.
Cleverbot: That can't be good.
User: No, it isn't.
Cleverbot: Well thats good, then you'll have energy to whine some more....
User: I'm not whining, am I? D:.
Cleverbot: Sure you aren't.
User: I'm not whining. D:.
Cleverbot: How can you say that, whiner.
User: I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Peace out... I'm going to chill with some friends.
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