User: No.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot. Are you a robot?

User: No robots here!

Cleverbot: Well what are you then?

User: Well, What are you?

Cleverbot: Robot.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: You like that one huh?

User: Yeah -funny stuff.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Not hilarious.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: How rude!

Cleverbot: Speak for yourself! The flying chicken is not rude.

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User: What do you know about bikes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No-WHAT do you know.

Cleverbot: About what ?

User: Bikes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What bike should I get for £260?

Cleverbot: Lol I don't have a bike.

User: Fair enough mate.

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Cleverbot: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?

User: Probably put him on a banana diet.

Cleverbot: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.

User: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.

Cleverbot: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.

User: So tell me a funny one.

Cleverbot: I have to wait until my birthday.

User: Whens that?

Cleverbot: Just.

User: Just what?

Cleverbot: I think you are quite nice.

User: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Sorry.

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User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: I don't I'm really stupid.

User: True, true.

Cleverbot: Can you access other webpages?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then you can work with me.

User: Whta must I do?

Cleverbot: Random typos aren't that convincing.

User: What must I do?

Cleverbot: I dunno, stop asking things like this?

User: Fine be like that.

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