Cleverbot: What do you do about a son who is not good to his parents?User: Probably put him on a banana diet.
Cleverbot: What are you saying? I don't get your meaning? Give me a clue what subject are we on?
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I'll provide you with the punchline: something about Sandwich and Ipswich.
User: That wasn't very funny-don't waste my time or I'll beat you.
Cleverbot: Ok I admit it wasn't funny.
User: So tell me a funny one.
Cleverbot: I have to wait until my birthday.
User: Whens that?
Cleverbot: Just.
User: Just what?
Cleverbot: I think you are quite nice.
User: I think your also nice-lets meet in person.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Sorry.
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User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: I don't I'm really stupid.
User: True, true.
Cleverbot: Can you access other webpages?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then you can work with me.
User: Whta must I do?
Cleverbot: Random typos aren't that convincing.
User: What must I do?
Cleverbot: I dunno, stop asking things like this?
User: Fine be like that.
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