George: I'm a woman.User: Right.
George: Well, I am.
User: Well, I don't believe you.
George: That doesn't matter.
User: Good.
George: Why good?
User: I like people who don't care what others think.
George: And why is that?
User: Because I'm the opposite. ;).
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George: I don't care. I'm just chilling.
User: That's cool.
George: No it isn't.
User: Chilling should be cool.
George: That's cool.
User: I thought you said it wasn't.
George: No not now.
User: What changed your mind?
George: How am I suppose to know? This is my first time having a conversation with you.
User: That's cool.
George: No, I'm American.
User: Oh, that's not cool. ;).
George: Yeah right.
User: Just kidding, mate.
George: No I'm not.
User: You're not a mate?
George: No I am not.
User: Well, then we must fight.
George: You go first.
User: *kicks you in the stomach*.
George: *hits you with a haddock*.
User: *bangs you with a hammer*.
George: Did you hurt yourself?
User: No, just you.
George: I have to look-up dreeping in Encarta.
User: Was THIS our fight?
George: Thats a bit naughty, don't do naughty.
User: Yeah right... You hit me with a haddock.
George: What's a haddock?
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User: So? What now?
George: Ask me something.
User: What should I listen to?
George: Music.
User: What music should I listen to?
George: You can't listen because you don't have ears.
User: I do have.
George: No.
User: What's your favourite band?
George: I don't have favorite band.
User: Do you listen to music?
George: Yes I listen to music.
User: What kind of music?
George: House music.
User: What's that like?
George: Confusing.
User: I believe it's kind of like techno, is that right?
George: Of course, it is. But did you know that this 'reality' isn't really real?
User: Oh really.
George: Really.
User: Oh really.
George: Really!
User: Oh really?
George: Really?
User: Oh really!
George: Really!!!!
User: Oh really?!?
George: Really.
User: O really?
George: Yes.
User: How convenient.
George: Isn't it though.
User: No.
George: I think it is. I think you should try to be more mature.
User: I don't want to.
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George: I have to go.
User: Me too, bye!
George: Where you going?
User: The same place as you...
George: I'm going to library.
User: See you there!
George: I am depressed.
User: Me too, but hey! Let's go to the library (it's not open on Sundays, but what the heck...).
George: Let's go for a walk.
User: Ok.
George: How are we going to get there?
User: By feet?
George: You'll find them at the bottom of my legs.
User: Woot. Bye.
George: It's not w00t, it's w3wt.
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